As I was walking home from work the other day I saw the following scene.
“CAUTION: THIS LAWN HAS BEEN TREATED WITH A PESTICIDE THAT MAY BE HARMFUL OR FATAL TO YOUR PET”
Perhaps the person who tends the lawn in question had recently applied some horrific pesticide such as snail bait to the lawn. Or perhaps he simply didn’t want dogs or cats on his grass.
My money’s on the latter option. But I wouldn’t bet my pal Buster’s life on it.