Hey folks! I hate fleas and ticks as much as the next dog, and probably even more than any human reading this. So when Dogster World Headquarters asked me — the flea expert — to let you know about a coupon for anyone who hates fleas and ticks, I jumped at the chance. (Mostly because Maria hasn’t let me have any bylines for a long time. Something about drool on her new laptop.)

Go to the Dogster home page to find the Frontline ad, or head over to the Frontline Plus website and click the “get coupon” tab. You’ll be able to download a coupon that gives you a free dose of Frontline Plus if you buy six doses at your vet’s. It’s a good deal for anyone who buys their flea control at their vet’s. If you get your Frontline elsewhere but still want to get your dislike of fleas and ticks out of your system, check out the Entertainment page on the website. There’s an odd game called Flea Killah, where you can put your friends’ or enemies’ heads on fleas and ticks, and then annihilate them. And there’s a game I can’t figure out at all. It’s called Fleas & Desist. If anyone can help me understand the rules, I’d sure appreciate it.