Scott Eastwood is looking for love — er, friendship! He’s looking for friendship! — in the new spoof of ABC’s hit The Bachelor. Precisely, Scott is looking for a dog, and he has 12 fine specimens to choose from; the losers will be returned to the pound. There is just a hint of bestiality, Thank God. They could have really run with that.
“I’m just looking for a special dog that’s willing to take walks, play, no drama, who won’t stare at me when I’m having sex … with a woman that is,” he says, confirming to viewers that he is not going to have sex with the dog. “I just want to clear this up, I’m here to find a friend, that’s it.”
With the bestiality out of the way, and not a moment too soon, the rest of Funny Or Die’s spoof is pretty great. Look at these great dogs being introduced:
Here’s Scott taking them on a group date or something:
Here’s Scott, looking like Clint Eastwood’s son, which he is:
Oh, no. A cat enters the picture. Scott wonders if he really wants a cat instead of a dog.
Look, the Rose Ceremony! They get bones!
This dog is sad. She did not get picked:
Peanut is happy. Peanut gets the bone:
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