Did you know today is If Pets Had Thumbs Day? Yes, it is. What? You don’t believe me? Do you think I’d lie to you? YOU DO?!
Anyway! Moving on …
Yes, today is If Pets Had Thumbs Day, a day to imagine how terrifying life would be if dogs sported the appendages necessary to drive a car, open doors, text you, roll dough into balls, handle money, and adjust the thermostat.
And also these six hilarious things:
Are you picturing that? Are you picturing that world? I love dogs, but if they could suddenly handle a fork or whatever, I think we’d quickly devolve into chaos. So let’s be glad that this is merely a speculative holiday, am I right? I’m right.
Of course, if you have a pet monkey (and if you do I hope you are qualified to), then this holiday doesn’t really mean anything to you, so you can just go on with your day like just another manic Monday.
If your dog friend had thumbs, what would be the first thing she’d do?
Check out these adorable stories on Dogster:
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