Ace's Mama

Ace’s Mama knew that before she could afford to support a high-class girl like Ace, she would need a pile of money. After considering her options and discarding only the most unsavory, she settled on pimping out her editing skills to equally desperate graduate students and eking out a living in healthcare. Today, she keeps Ace flush with treats and stuffies by staring down the seedy underbelly of the world of dog products with an unflinching gaze and writing about her experiences for Dogster.

Full Name: Ace’s Most Wonderful and All-Knowing Mama

Location: East Coaster fighting for survival in San Francisco

Where You Can Find Me on the Internet:

What I Do for a Living: Serving up a hearty helping of quality healthcare with a smile

What I Do for Fun: Climbing up fake rock walls, getting down with a good book, and prancing around the city with Ace

The Furry Members of My Household Are: Ace is a petite Boston terrier and the love of my life

My Favorite Things to Write About Are: Whatever makes me laugh the hardest, though making other people laugh is satisfying too

My Pet Peeves Are: Searching in vain for that missing Oxford comma

My Guilty Pleasures Are: Sleeping late, buying everything on Amazon, chocolate

How I Deal with Cat/Dog Hair: Ignore it, wear it, ingest it, or, if someone’s watching, pretend I’m disgusted by it and brush it onto the floor

What I Want to Be When I Grow Up: Wise, but young at heart

Stories by Ace's Mama