“The Bachelor With Dogs” Stars Clint Eastwood’s Son and Lots of Adorable Pups

Funny Or Die's spoof is pretty great, save for some dumb stuff about bestiality at the beginning.

Michael Leaverton  |  Mar 11th 2015


Scott Eastwood is looking for love — er, friendship! He’s looking for friendship! — in the new spoof of ABC’s hit The Bachelor. Precisely, Scott is looking for a dog, and he has 12 fine specimens to choose from; the losers will be returned to the pound. There is just a hint of bestiality, Thank God. They could have really run with that.

“I’m just looking for a special dog that’s willing to take walks, play, no drama, who won’t stare at me when I’m having sex … with a woman that is,” he says, confirming to viewers that he is not going to have sex with the dog. “I just want to clear this up, I’m here to find a friend, that’s it.”

With the bestiality out of the way, and not a moment too soon, the rest of Funny Or Die’s spoof is pretty great. Look at these great dogs being introduced:

Here’s Scott taking them on a group date or something:

Here’s Scott, looking like Clint Eastwood’s son, which he is:

Oh, no. A cat enters the picture. Scott wonders if he really wants a cat instead of a dog.

Look, the Rose Ceremony! They get bones!

This dog is sad. She did not get picked:

Peanut is happy. Peanut gets the bone:

Watch the whole vid on Funny Or Die.

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