Talk about a rewards program, where do I get one of THESE credit cards? I just wonder about Rusty the Terrible‘s credit. According to his bio, Rusty seems to be into everything, On the other hand, maybe he’s the canine version of Donald Trump. Here’s Rusty’s lists of “likes:”
Drinking Toilet Water, Eating Poisonous Plants, Chewing Various Pieces of Trash, Pooping in Pickup Zones, Peeing on Local Utilities, Terrorizing Random Strangers, Doing anything following the command “Stop It!
Except for that drinking toilet water (cause Trump’s never done that on TV) and pooping in pickup zones (though we did see Trump rolling around in a NYC dumpster so who knows what else he could have done in there) about the only thing missing is building and bankrupting casinos… Hmmmmm.
I bet Rusty is a lot more fun than Trump! Besides, Rusty’s on the ASPCA 140th Birthday Stroll and that makes Rusty a great guy! Thanks Rusty for “charging” us all up for the ASPCA!