CIA Director Nora wrote:
Hey Joy! I’m writing in to make an announcement regarding President Isabel’s Animal Abuse Commission. As you know we are the largest animal advocacy group here, all thanks to membership drives, and the invitations put out by our members. Unfortunately, due to security reasons, we have had to change the invite status of our group. If you want to become a member of the group you
will have to seek an inviation, or be invited by a current member of the group.
We did this a few days ago when one of our members was attacked by Gary of Deaddogdesigns. He joined our group so he could tell one of our members that she should be shot for creating Dead Baby Designs as a parody of his shirts.
Apparently showing dogs with hatchets in their necks is funny, but a baby with a hatchet in its head is not. I guess there’s no accounting for taste.
When Gary’s Shep was booted from Dogster we opened the group up again. But a new member raised suspicions, and Gary quoted a message from our group page yesterday which means he’s back.
Our invite status has changed, but our mission has not: making animal abuse a felony in all 50 states, alerting members to cases of abuse, and letting you know what action you can take. All animal advocates are welcome. Here is the link to the group page. Request an invitation. Your page will be reviewed and you’ll be accepted.
On behalf of President Isabel I want to extend our appreciation to all of you who have supported us through our various campaigns, and have helped make a real difference in the lives of animals, and their people, everywhere.
Please, just because Dead Dog Designs is mentioned in this post please do not start slamming Gary again. I left that part in just so everyone could understand what is happening at the Commission. As I said over in a previous post that concerned DDD, we don’t need to go on and on about him or his possible character traits. Frankly, all that has been hashed about enough. In this case, let us let “Dead Dogs sleep.”
Meanwhile, let’s get back to what we’re all here to do — celebrate dogs, help dogs and make the world a better place for all dogs (and cats too, Nora)!
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