"MAX'S VERSION OF STRIKE A POSE!"

"I'M ALL EARS!"

"CHECKING OUT THE CAMERA!"

"I KNOW THERE'S STILL COFFEE IN THERE!"

"I WANT COFFEE!"

"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience."

"A dog says "I Love You" with his tail."

"Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well."

"Rub my belly! You know you want too!"

"Sadie is my name and acting silly is my game."