After winning the World’s Ugliest Dog contest, Quasi Modo wasn’t content. She wanted to win late-night TV as well. And last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, she did it. The host gave the Pit Bull–Dutch Shepherd mix with a spinal defect a makeover, and Quasi Modo performed like a champ. The rescue dog, who was abandoned as a puppy, handled all of celebrity stylist Carson Kressley’s wardrobe changes like a seasoned pro, and she ended up wearing a fine ensemble that Kimmel described as “a cross between Honey Boo Boo and a hooker.”
That may have been a compliment. It’s 2015; we don’t understand fashion anymore. In any case, here is the final look:
Those muffs accentuate Quasi Modo’s long legs, sez Carson. We think he’s right? In any case, he called the wig a “fun” touch — not something she’s expected to wear to the dog park every day. Also, she’s wearing a onesie. A celebrity stylist puts a dog in a onesie. All in all, Quasi Modo didn’t look too put off by the whole thing, but it could have been worse. Here are some of the looks Carson tried to work before hitting on his onesie-muffs moment of genius:
Wow. Celebrity stylist Carson Kressley is kind of all over the place when it comes to dressing dogs.
Here’s a few pictures of Quasi Modo getting a spa treatment before the makeover, because what the hell:
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