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#FrenchBulldogProblems: These Dogs Are Living the Hashtag

We look at the life of hardship endured by these put-upon Instagram pooches.

Phillip Mlynar  |  Feb 18th 2015


Life is hard. There are bills to pay, laundry to get through, and so many options to consider when ordering food online. But next time it seems like life is simply too much to deal with, spare a thought for that most beleaguered of beasts, the French Bulldog.

You see, every single moment of every single day is a constant test of hardship for these poor, put-upon pooches. For this particularly squat canine, it seems like life is but a cruel joke designed to push you over the edge in myriad sinister ways — and it’s a situation that is regularly celebrated by the popular #FrenchBulldogProblems hashtag on Instagram. Here’s a snapshot into a world of sheer suffering. Be brave.

A photo posted by PDR (@praachii) on Feb 6, 2015 at 5:05am PST

So much polar vortex, so many hoodies to choose from. Sigh.

A photo posted by Winston Bear (@winston_bear) on Feb 5, 2015 at 1:04pm PST

Some days it’s as much as you can do to endure another butt scratch.

A photo posted by Maximus (@im_maximus) on Feb 4, 2015 at 8:48am PST

What do you mean it’s another four days until the weekend?

A photo posted by PDR (@praachii) on Jan 31, 2015 at 7:11pm PST

There is barely time to slip into a snooze before the sunbeam moves away. #lifelessons

A photo posted by PDR (@praachii) on Jan 25, 2015 at 9:41am PST

What do you mean more walking? The horrors never cease.

A photo posted by Maximus (@im_maximus) on Jan 21, 2015 at 10:42am PST

The alarm clock may be the single most heinous invention in the history of all things that have ever been invented. Banish them all now!

The rug is never quite big enough to get truly comfortable. That’s not a metaphor.

A photo posted by laurabunch (@laurajbunch) on Nov 22, 2014 at 12:19pm PST

Need more cushions. Like, now please?

Hang on, this sidewalk is not heated!

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About Phillip Mlynar: The self-appointed world’s foremost expert on rappers’ cats. When not penning posts on rap music, he can be found building DIY cat towers for his adopted domestic shorthair, Mimosa, and collecting Le Creuset cookware (in red). He has also invented cat sushi, but it’s not quite what you think it is.