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Sports & Agility > GO BEARS GO!
» There has since been 184 posts. Last posting by Rudy, Feb 5 12:17 pmSports & Agility > GO BEARS GO!
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Rocky- Bullboa
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 | | Barked: Thu Jan 25, '07 11:50am PST | |  | |  | | This pretty much sums it up: Bears 236, Colts 3
Bill Swerski's Superfans (SNL TRANSCRIPT from the 90's)
Bob Swerski.....George Wendt
Carl Wollarski.....Robert Smigel
Todd O'Conner.....Chris Farley
Pat Arnold.....Mike Myers
Tommy Arnold.....Macauley Culkin
[ show opens at Ditka's Restaurant, Chicago ]
Bob Swerski: Hello, my friends, and welcome to another edition of "Bill Swerski's Superfans". I'm Bob Swerski, and I want to thank everyone for sending those cards to my brother Bill, who recently had another heart attack. We are coming to you live from Ditka's, here on Thanksgiving Day, a day for giving thanks, or taking punishment from, a team that is known as Da Bears!
Superfans: [ beer mugs raised ] Da Bears!
Bob Swerski: With me as always are the Superfans. Gentlemen, how was your week? Any heart attacks?
Carl Wollarski: I had one.
Todd O'Conner: Had a couple.
Bob Swerski: Alright. Now, as you can tell, we're celebrating Thanksgiving here at Ditka's, rather than in our homes. But it's okay, our families understand.
Pat Arnold: Absolutely!
Bob Swerski: This year the Bears are playing, and Ditka's has a 12-foot screen.
Todd O'Conner: There's really no other place to be.
Bob Swerski: Alright, we're getting ready to watch the Bears annihilate the Detroit Lions, but first, it's a good time to reflect on our glorious heritage. And here to help us out with their annual presentation, is the sixth graders over at St. Ignatius, led by Tommy Arnold, nephew of our own Pat Arnold.
[ dissolve to the sixth grade class presentation ]
Pilgrim (Tommy Arnold): Look at the bountiful meal the Indians have prepared for us! Pork chops, strip steak, kelbasa, baby back ribs with garlic butter, and a side of home fries.
Indian: We welcome you to this great land, and look forward to the many games Da Bears will be playing 300 years from now.
Pilgrim: Indian, you are so wise. Please smoke on your peacepipe and tell us the future.
Indian: Bears 96, Lions 14.
Pilgrim: It's not gonna be that close!
Indian: That's the halftime score, my friend.
[ dissolve back to the Superfans cheering ]
Bob Swerski: Good job. Very entertaining. But it was not without a serious message - on Thanksgivng, gentlemen, it's important to remember that there are places, other places, in this world that do not have the things that we have and take for granted. For example - Indianapolis. The Colts. They're terrible!
Pat Arnold: With a really bad coach.
Carl Wollarski: It really makes you want to shed da tears.
Superfans: [ beer mugs raised ] Da tears!
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» There has since been 195 posts. Last posting by Rudy, Feb 5 12:17 pmSports & Agility > GO BEARS GO!
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Rocky- Bullboa
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| | Barked: Thu Jan 25, '07 9:50am PST | | | | | | In honor of Bill Swerkski's Super Fans (Da Bears guys from SNL)
DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS! DA BEARS!
DAAAAAA BEARSSSSSSSSS! will win it! | | | | |
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» There has since been 62 posts. Last posting by Valentine, Sep 19 6:40 pmDog Laws & Legislation > Bully breeds on leash?
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Rocky- Bullboa
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| | Barked: Fri Jul 7, '06 2:34pm PST | | | | | | Isn't the whole point of a DOG PARK that dog's can be OFF LEASH running around, playing and getting exercise! Why have a designated, fenced area for dogs to gather if they can't be off leash. Dogs can sometimes play rough, they're animals! You are always going to have owners that are irresponsible, no matter if they own Chi's or Bullies! It's a little unfair that you would label Bullies only as having to be on-leash. Any dog, no matter their size or strength, can be a problem at a dog park if the owner does not have control of ther dog at all times. Comments like yours are why BSL (Breed Specific Legislation) is such a problem for Bully breeds these days, mis-information fuels the BSL fire! | | | | |
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» There has since been 5 posts. Last posting by Brody, Jul 7 9:51 pmDog Laws & Legislation > PetSmart doesn't allow 'Bully Breeds' in Doggie Day Camp!
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| | Barked: Mon Jun 19, '06 2:40pm PST | | | | | | PetSmart is not very Dog Smart! They of all people should know that any dog has the potential to be aggressive, no matter what breed it is, so to say that only bully breeds have that tendency is just ridiculous!!!
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» There has since been 124 posts. Last posting by ♥ Lucia, CGC ♥, Sep 20 1:49 pmOther Barks & Woofs > Which Breeds are \"Wacko Dogs\"
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Rocky- Bullboa
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| | Barked: Fri Jun 2, '06 7:37am PST | | | | | | Bull Terriers are straight up crazy too! I have 2 modes too, comatose and overdrive. One minute I'm sleeping , the next minute I'm doing the Rocky 500 throughout the house at near-lightening speed. BOL I especially like running in figure-8s over and over and over and over again! | | | | |
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