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Thor Hump Hump     Barked: Sat May 18, '13 4:34am PST  Morning All... Leftover SPAM in you know who's bowl....happy feet... It looks like everyone has been busy posting.... To many to list...soooooooooooooooooooo everybody.... Toto ...good call on the shoes..I'm sure it made her day.... Pics & Puppies... zelda... Cloudy overcast day so far... Getting ready for our run.... I also do fish oil & L Lysine.. to the walking wounded ... M & K ....HRL/SPAM closed yesterday up $0.07 & ADM was up $0.84... Hugs & Farts Ye Old Thor... Weird but true This probably isn’t the best way to encourage safe driving. Some prankster broke into an electronic highway warning sign in Winter Park, Fla., and reprogrammed it to flash the message “SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY (sic).” The sign was supposed to read, “Jackson Ave closed to thru traffic.” Now, apparently, it’s open — to pot experimentation. *** One Illinois mom had the worst Mother’s Day ever. The 81-year-old woman spent the day pinned to her kitchen floor, after her no-good son showed up drunk, passed out on top of her and trapped her underneath his body for hours, police say. After relatives found them, the woman was rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken hip. The son was arrested for violating a protection order... *** That poor woman could have used the help of this man in Stockholm, Sweden, who rescued a 7-year-old boy trapped under a car — by using his bare hands to lift the vehicle. The hero grabbed the back bumper of a Volkswagen Passat and lifted it enough so the kid could wriggle out. The child got stuck after his mom accidentally him while backing up... *** Forget rice and wheat — the world’s newest food staple could be bugs. The United Nations has announced that people should start chowing down on edible insects to fight world hunger. “Insects are everywhere and they reproduce quickly,” the UN noted. *** A BBC radio host was so drunk, she got booted off the air during a show to celebrate her retirement after 20 years. “It’s a P-A-R-T-Y because I said sooooo . . . Some people will say, ‘Oh, thank goodness she’s gone,’” slurred host Paula White, who added, just before she was yanked: “I’ve had a couple of drinks, I’m not drunk.”... my posts | my page | msg me | my family's posts | gift me | become pals [notify]

Thor Hump Hump     Barked: Fri May 17, '13 4:09am PST  Howdy Gang... Everybody up for the big Friday SPAM breakfast.... Hiney wiggles & happy feet all around... Going to be good weather today... zelda.. Going to do some shopping today & then its off to grocery store & bakery... Getting ready for our run... scary_story ... Hugs & Farts Ye Old Thor... Weird but true Getting pulled over by cops is the best thing that ever happened to this guy. After Christian Felix, 18, was stopped late at night by a Phoenix cop who thought he was violating curfew, the officer found out the teen was just making the nine-mile walk home from work. Sgt. Natalie Simonick was so moved she gave him a ride home — and then bought him a bike. *** Asking students to have a 2.0 grade point average to play sports isn’t asking much — except in Omaha. School officials there are worried that their fields and courts may empty out if a plan to raise the standards for eligibility to a modest 2.0 passes. They say 464 jocks — or one in six student athletes — don’t meet that standard. *** A lot of things are better off kept out of the microwave — barbecued ribs, Thanksgiving turkey, rolls of toilet paper. A Foothills, Ariz., man found that out when he nearly burned down his housing complex trying to dry a soggy roll of TP by microwaving it. The roll caught fire, causing several hundred dollars in damage, officials said.. *** Manitoba, Canada, may be more than a thousand miles from the ocean — but that didn’t protect it from being hit by a tsunami. Half a dozen homes were destroyed in the small town of Ochre Beach when a huge wave pushed up by strong winds roared off tiny Dauphin Lake. The water pushed a wall of ice nearly 10 yards tall onto the land. Amazingly, no one was hurt. *** A Baraboo, Wis., woman called the police on her neighbor to complain of loud music — but the noise turned out to be frog sex. Cops found dozens of frogs in Debbie Alsip’s back yard, belching out loud mating calls. Her neighbors told cops they still wanted to make a complaint because Alsip was abetting the frog hanky panky... my posts | my page | msg me | my family's posts | gift me | become pals [notify]

Saying Goodbye: Memorials & Support > RIP Jake

Thor Hump Hump     Barked: Wed May 15, '13 5:39pm PST  Godspeed to you Jake... Rest In Peace Pretty Boy.. Thoughts & Prayers Thor... my posts | my page | msg me | my family's posts | gift me | become pals [notify]

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Thor Hump Hump     Barked: Wed May 15, '13 4:35am PST  Morning All.. Going to be a nice day.... Sanka & Flicka ...good pic... .. Boys .. on the gas man... Turner...sounds like you are having a good time.... zelda_go_Vikings.. How_The_rich_do_it... Gotta run... Hugs & Farts Thor.. Officials at a Massachusetts cemetery have made a monumental decision — no profanity on headstones. The issue came up because the family of tragic rapper Sonny Santiago, 23, planned to have a song lyric with a four-letter word chiseled on his epitaph. “We’ve never had a problem like this before,’’ said an official at Pine Grove Cemetery in Lynn. *** Just their pot luck. Six Oregon smokejumpers parachuted into a forest fire — and landed in a marijuana garden that apparently had just sprouted for the season. They tipped off authorities, who later hiked in and took away the mystery marijuana growers’ cash crop. *** Anyone lose an emu? A Pennsylvania man got a surprise when he looked out his kitchen window in suburban Allentown and thought he saw a very tall wild turkey. Turned out it was a 6-foot emu, a flightless, ostrich-like bird native to Australia. No owners have turned up yet, so the bird is going to spend quality time at an emu farm in the Poconos. *** Now they’re gonna have to take the stairs. Teddy and Gus, two house cats in suburban Durango, Colo., have purrfect owners who put up for them a catwalk from a second-story window to a tree. But the homeowners association complained, so now the plump felines will have to use the ground-floor pet door. *** Chalk this one up to law-enforcement overzealousness. Two British cops warned a 10-year-old girl playing hopscotch outside her home in Ramsgate, Kent, that chalking grid lines on the pavement might be an act of vandalism. Her dad complained to the head constable, whose spokesman sheepishly said, “It would not appear to have been necessary’’ to frighten the child that way, since the chalk would wash off in the rain... Flicka Re: on M & K & taxes / IRS ..I hope M & K last name isn't "Patriot" or her hubbies name "Bill" & last name "Rights/Wrights"..heaven forbid ...middle name " T" ..last name "Party"... I hope she gets it soon... my posts | my page | msg me | my family's posts | gift me | become pals [notify]

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Thor Hump Hump     Barked: Tue May 14, '13 6:18pm PST  Howdy Gang... Good weather , almost hit 60, but it sure has been chilly at night... We got our run in early, and later , Thor & I watched Coot , put in new fly wheel in tractor, & new bolts /washers, he also got out the grinder & did its blades on tractor & push mower.......I supervised.... @Flicka...the last time I was running around in the garden after midnight, I was loaded & in my undies.... Missy , congrats....dont share nothing with anybody , keep it all for yourself.., I know Ty talks about Missy behind her back.. Sarah ...sounds like you got being sick down to a science with your moves... @Toto , to Re:to Sonja , about teeth getting done at dog show.. I know our Dentist just hiked his prices , just for cleaning, even though we have insurance , out of pocket jumped up... Dunlop ...sounds like you showed some hustle at the workplace... Boys ...did the propane guy , ever make it ??... zelda....so true , so true... This is not right... Greedy_SOB's Dinner tonight ; roasted chicken / brown rice / veggies ..ice cream later... Hugs & Farts Ye Old Thor... Weird but true Animal-rights activists are roaring in anger over a restaurant in Tampa, Fla., that’s offering a $35 lion-meat taco. The owner of Taco Fusion claims the meat comes from big cats humanely raised on US farms, but the activists are skeptical. The uncowed owner says he’ll soon be offering dishes containing iguana, bear and zebra meat. *** A strong smell of natural gas in Great Falls, Mont., forced the evacuation of several office buildings. But investigators for the natural-gas company found no leak — only a large bale of odorous scratch-’n’-sniff cards that its own employees had put in a Dumpster and compacted. The cards had been used years ago to familiarize customers with the smell of potentially deadly natural gas. *** Florida politicians are taking fast action against left-lane slow drivers. A bill is speeding through the statehouse that would mandate fines against motorists driving more than 10 mph below the posted limit in the fast lane. *** If nicotine patches don’t help you stop smoking, you can always use the slap-a-cop method. Etta Lopez, 31, of Sacramento, Calif., was so intent on kicking butts that she waited outside a courthouse and allegedly slapped the first court officer she saw to get tossed in jail, where cigarettes are officially banned. She got her wish, though she probably didn’t realize that contraband smokes are a currency in prison. *** If you live in Venice, Fla., and wonder why your taxes are going up, maybe it’s the $4,000 municipal trash cans. The city is conducting test runs of the Cadillac of garbage receptacles — sturdy green monstrosities that are Wi-Fi enabled and can compact trash on their own, using built-in solar-power cells. What’s the Wi-Fi for? To wirelessly alert collectors when the cans fill up, of course.... ** Looks like the IRS got its hands caught in the cookie jar...to bad it wasnt other body parts.. my posts | my page | msg me | my family's posts | gift me | become pals [notify]

Thor Hump Hump     Barked: Mon May 13, '13 5:33pm PST  Howdy Gang... Only have a minute will try & get back later... Princesse...happy belated birthday cutie... Sanka's mom... ... Flicka , when you run out of sun,its time to kick off the work boots & gloves & walk away from the garden........we all been there... for your vet... Rusty & Squmey..good to hear from ya... Ty ..there is a old saying the last one to touch it ...broke it.... good luck with the car... Jazz.... Got to run for now hugs to all I forgot... zelda... Hugs & Farts Ye Old Thor.. Weird but true A puppy in Kansas City was saved by a dirty car. The plucky pooch, dubbed Kia, was locked inside an impounded car for a month. No one realized the dog was in the vehicle, which was left in a city lot. The 12-week-old terrier- schnauzer mix was able to survive by eating food and trash left on the floor. The pup was eventually found by a lot worker. *** The pencil was a No. 2 caliber. A 7-year-old boy was booted out of school in Virgina for pointing his pencil and going “bang.” The boy, Christopher Marshall, said he was just pretending to be a Marine, but the bosses at Driver Elementary School had zero tolerance for that. “A pencil is a weapon when it is pointed at someone in a threatening way and gun noises are made,” said a school spokesperson. *** Wanna get a date? Carry a guitar around. French researchers have discovered that men are 17 percent more likely to get a woman’s number if they are holding a six-string than if they are holding nothing. You don’t even have to know how to play it. The study also found that carrying a sports duffel bag made a man 5 percent less likely to get a date. So eat your hearts out, jocks. *** The chili powder at the O’Le Portuguese restaurant in Australia isn’t just good, it’s the ultimate weapon. When the Sydney chicken joint was robbed last weekend, an employee didn’t just helplessly stand by — he fought the crook off by tossing a bucket of the eatery’s famous chili flakes on him, which acted like Mace. *** Marjorie Hemmerde is 106 — and she is a cougar. The Australian centenarian has found love with a much younger man, 73-year-old Gavin Crawford. The Melbourne couple is “inseparable,” despite the 33 years that separate them. “We just sort of melted into each other,” Ms. Hemmerde said... my posts | my page | msg me | my family's posts | gift me | become pals [notify]

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Thor Hump Hump     Barked: Sat May 11, '13 6:05pm PST  Thanks Ty,,I'm glad you enjoy the stories, sometimes its hard to put in a post , the cuteness of a story without Deb's facial expressions & how she frowns her eyebrows & pulls at her shoe laces when she ask her questions... plus since she is our grand daughter what might be cute & funny to us, others might , stick their finger down their throat and gag... I think I mentioned before that its not easy for two old people keeping a 6 year older busy & happy...Old Coot really does seem to have a knack for it.... Did you get your car running...??/ to were you can drive it with trust... Sleep tight .... Thor gets to sleep with Deb, they both look like they are ready.... Hugs & Farts Ye Old Thor... my posts | my page | msg me | my family's posts | gift me | become pals [notify]

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Thor Hump Hump     Barked: Sat May 11, '13 5:21pm PST  Howdy Gang... Rain the morning , but it stopped , rest of day was overcast , but temps into the 70's , so we headed to people park with Lil' Deb & Thor in tow.. Sonja ...good deal on the teeth thing... Bunny ...silly wabbits.... Isabelle... for Jazz....good luck.... Boys ..got wheels for weekend ...go for it...use them... zelda... Cute story , after Deb & I got back from kiddie section at park, we sat with Old Coot & Thor, with coffee and have to listen to the whopper Coot tells the kid about her fish sticks... He tells her after he heard she was coming , him & his buddies went out fishing to get them(fish sticks), but they were attacked by pirates... & they had to fight them off....the questions she asked were priceless.. Pop pop were they ugly pirates..Oh yea Deb, they had huge scars on their face, most were missing teeth & some had patches on their eyes , just like in the movies & one had no hand & he used a big ugly rat taped to his arm to replace it.. What was his name....who Deb...the big ugly rat?? he was named Mr. Poop head...she giggles..... Did you have to punch them to beat them off the boat...just some of them Deb,we used broomsticks & fishing poles to beat them off . Did Thor go with ya...no Deb , he stayed at the dock with Granny...Did 'Jenny Lee'(neighborhood cat) go with ya...No Deb , 'General Lee' is to fat & would of made the boat sink & ate all the fish we caught.. Did you have to kill any of them Pop Pop...well Deb, this is what happened, we had all the ugly pirates tied up & was bringing them back to turn them over to the Navy, but then they heard they would have to face Granny & "The Mighty Thor" at the dock, so they jumped over the side & drowned.... Just ask Thor Deb, he wouldn't lie...all to get you your fish sticks, she hugs Thor & giggles... 2 hours later , in the middle of our dinner of fish sticks/ pasta & a green salad , Deb stops , puts her fork down & gets all serious & ask...Pop Pop ..what happen to Mr. Poop Head....ice tea blew thru my nose.... That will teach Old Coot to stop with his BS stories....thank goodness he didnt say " your eating him'.... Boom boom sounds coming from the skies , we are sitting on the screened porch out back , playing old maid card game... Gotta go...enjoy your night everyone.... Anybody heard from Rusty recently...??.. Hugs & Farts No fish sticks Thor... Weird but true Indianapolis was brought to a standstill yesterday by a crazed naked man with “extra-human strength.” Gilbert S. Sweazey, 36, was first spotted running though the Statehouse complex in the buff, police said. Cops followed him into the street and blasted him with pepper spray as he allegedly tried to carjack a man. He still managed to escape. Finally, with the area on lockdown, Sweazey broke into a building and was arrested while choking a man, police said. *** A bog in New Orleans is Davy Jones’ locker for cars. Cops found that out when they went to the large pond to look for a missing teacher who might have driven her car into the water. The search was complicated because there were some 20 cars at the bottom. Cops found cars that had been submerged for years, some covered with barnacles. They didn’t, however, find the woman’s car. *** No wonder the UN doesn’t have time to keep track of rogue nations — it’s busy keeping track of *orn stars. The UN’s official Twitter account was found to be following not only the World Bank and Bill Gates — but a German XXX star named Penelope Black Diamond. The raven-haired blue-film star is known for having “the biggest *orn boobs in Europe.” *** The zombie apocalypse already happened — in the year 1 million BC Scientists have discovered that cavemen were hungry for brains and actually made the gray matter of antelope a dietary staple. *** Off with their heads! Actress Helen Mirren was not amused when a gay-pride parade filed past the London theater where she was performing onstage as Queen Elizabeth II, disrupting the show. She was so mad she went outside in between acts and gave the noisy revelers a royal telling-off that included a few choice curses. She remained in costume as the queen. .. ** I just seen on TV , a mother of one of the persons that died in the Benghazi coverup , I feel so bad for her, you could hear the pain in her voice......the words she stated to all THOSE that were in charge' You all have your children this mothers day" & none of you will even tell me the truth how mine died..... may all 4 that died Rest in Peace & the mother & all there spouses & children find the strength to go on... my posts | my page | msg me | my family's posts | gift me | become pals [notify]

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Thor Hump Hump     Barked: Fri May 10, '13 4:12am PST  Howdy Gangsters.. Everybody up early for the big SPAM breakfast.... Hiney wiggles all around... Happy Birthday Bunny.... Geez Roxy , tell hubby that he dont have to burn down half the neighborhood to fry up a little spam in the shop........I hope that all works out for ya... Give the wee one a hug... zelda... I dont think Thor was ever dropped on his head, but when we went to pick which one of Rommels offspring we wanted , Rommel peed on Thors head & thats how we picked him....does that count... Ms. Fish Sticks coming tonight , for the weekend... Going to be a good day , weather wise , after food store to pick up some special things for lil Deb , we might knock out the lawn cutting & weed whacking , so we can kick back on the weekend... Have a good day everybody .... Hugs & Farts Ye Old Thor.. AmericanPie_DonMcLean_1234 American_Pie.. Weird but true This wedding will rock. The Suwannee River Jam, a four-day country-music fest about 40 minutes northeast of Atlanta, will feature singers, bands and a love story. A Georgia couple will tie the knot in “the Ultimate Redneck Wedding” — with the bride carried in on a lawn mower and the groom in a port-a-potty and the reception menu featuring both Twinkies and RC Cola. *** That’s some sense of humor. An Iowa man says he thought his 13-year-old son was just fooling around when he texted: “Dad, this is Noah. I killed Mom accidentally. I regret it. Come home now please.” So William Crooks, of rural Osage, two hours north of Cedar Rapids, told cops he jokingly replied: “OK. Just throw her in the grove. We’ll take care of her later.” But it was no gag — and Noah Crooks is now on trial for first-degree murder.. *** He was the (bare) butt of his own joke. A 33-year-old Indianapolis man walking around drunk and naked laughed in the face of a cop who told him to get dressed. He “looked as though he was looking through me,” Officer Kevin Larussa told The Indianapolis Star after arresting the man on charges of public intoxication and indecent exposure. *** Now that’s a food fight. When a 17-year-old hurled a water bottle at cafeteria staff, hundreds of teens at Cypress Bay HS in Weston, Fla., began flinging chunks of lunch food at everyone in sight — and when the fight spilled outside, it attracted hundreds of spectators and the police, who busted the boy on charges of striking a school administrator and resisting arrest. *** Not without my baby! After Caitlin Tiller, 18, sat for a school photo holding her 1-year-old son, Wheatmore High of Trinity, NC, banned her from the yearbook — saying the picture “promotes teen pregnancy.” Caitlin accused the school of trying to hide teen moms.... *** This would be just like “Goldilocks and the Three Bears” — if Goldilocks were a naked, crack-smoking, male intruder. A St. Louis woman came home to find a naked man, with a crack pipe and hammer, hiding in her bathroom, police said. The man allegedly bit her before she was able to get away and call cops. *** A driver allegedly celebrated the reinstatement of her license after a DUI bust in the worst way possible. Erin James, 58, was pulled over with a blood-alcohol level of 0.155, nearly double the legal limit, cops in Riverside, Ill., said. .. my posts | my page | msg me | my family's posts | gift me | become pals [notify]

Thor Hump Hump     Barked: Tue May 7, '13 4:49pm PST  Howdy Gang... Crummy day , rained off & on all day..looks like a repeat for tomorrow... Went to Wally world to kill the boredom.....Old Coot picked up some pocket T-shirts/boxers & some sweat socks(have to be grey).....I grabbed some blackberries /rye crisp bread / oatmeal & apple butter... We also checked on the SPAM display ....$2.48 a can ...so we increased our stash.. HRL/SPAM stock closed today up $0.28 & ADM closed up $0.46.... 3 very very lucky women in Cleveland today.......I cant imagine the onslaught they will have to face with the police & media...May God give them the strength to handle it... zelda... M & k ....geez ..thats a bummer about the IRS....just think, people want the same goober_mutt to take over health care... Flicka ...did you finish the big mow or is there going to be a Part 3... Dinner tonight : leftover chicken turned into chicken salad on kaiser wheat rolls/ tater tots & green salad... Hang in there everybody.... Turner ...did you run out of gas yet ??... Ty,,,rumor is ....dog spit can clean lenses..... Hugs & Farts Ye Old Thor... Weird but true These guys weren’t slippery enough. Two poachers have been collared in New Hampshire with two buckets of baby eels, police said. The brothers, of Maine, face charges including taking eels without a harvest permit and taking glass eels less than six inches long. Eels go for up to $3,000 a pound on the Asian market, Seacoastonline reported. *** A promise is a promise, but this one has landed a North Carolina man in jail. Cedrick Royce Swinson, 37, of Charlotte, had vowed to take his girlfriend and her two children on a Disney cruise — so he robbed a Florida credit union to pay for the tickets, police in Satellite Beach, Fla., allege. *** Most kids don’t have classes on “snow days,” but in Washington state, students at one private school are enjoying a “sun day.” The principal of Bellingham Christian School wanted its 205 pupils to have one day away from class so they could revel in the spring sunshine. Parents were on board, perhaps because the school had not had a single snow day during the winter. *** A Florida man’s bare-naked monkeyshines got him taken into custody. Daylen Holloman, 20, was approached by a Daytona Beach cop responding to a call about a suspicious person at a 7-Eleven. “I know I’m a monkey,’’ Holloman allegedly told the officer. When the cop said, “You’re human, because humans wear clothes,” Holloman stripped naked, the arrest affidavit says, according to the Sun Sentinel Web site. *** This ducky is everything it’s quacked up to be. A six-story-high inflatable “rubber duck” has made a splash in Hong Kong, where a tugboat helped it “swim” across Victoria Harbor. A work by the Dutch artist Florentijn Hofman, the big bird has been traveling around the world for the past six years as a floating message of peace and harmony.... @ Bunny on the hammock..... my posts | my page | msg me | my family's posts | gift me | become pals [notify]

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