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MAKE A WISH ...WITH A TWIST! (new game!)

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It\'s Tough- Being A Spoiled- Puppy!

Barked: Sun Aug 12, '12 10:26am PST


	Dis is a NEW and FUN Game! And I posting it (wifout asking pawmisshun! humpf!) cuz I want to make shuwe dat DIXIELAND claims da game on Dogstowe 1st!!!! HUMPF! Seems dat we not posed to copy games and thwead ideas fwom oddowe gwoups, BUT ebweebodies copied a game owe thwead idea fwom somewheowe in da intewnet at some time. Nobodies weelee da inventowe of AWL da games in da WOWLD! Sooooo, I CLAIMING WITES TO DIS GAME and if any oddowe gwoups copies it, dat means I can copy AWL of yeowe gwoup's games & thweads if I want to! SO...HUMPF! And I can make up dis cwayzee WULE cuz I da SubTeeToot Teachowe at da Wittle Wed Skool Haus! And dat not fayowe to tie up my wittowl fluffy paws wen I twying to tink up NEW games fowe da gwoup! double HUMPF! and with THAT tantrum, little Sedona huffs away and has her typist begin to set up "Dixieland's now claimed NEW game" -- here's to hoping she doesn't get IN trouble with the head Admin. _________________________________________________ RULES OF THE GAME! poster 1: MAKES A WISH! poster 2: GRANTS THE WISH ...WITH A TWIST...rendering the granted wish "useless". Then, poster 2 makes a NEW wish (does NOT have anything to do with the previous wish!). ______ Ex: poster 1: I wish I had a million dollars! ___ poster 2: GRANTED! BUT it will all be printed in INVISIBLE INK, rendering it to just worthless blank pieces of paper. I wish I was really flexible! ____ next poster: Granted! But you'd fall over all of the time! I wish I ......... and so on and so on... TIP: Keep the wishes relatively simple so that the clever and fun comebacks are easier to make! Have FUN! ~Sedona's typist Edited by author Sun Aug 12, '12 10:28am PST

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It\'s Tough- Being A Spoiled- Puppy!

Barked: Sun Aug 12, '12 10:27am PST


	I'll go 1st! I WISH.....I nevowe had to hab a FOO FOO evowe again!

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My heart belongs- to Ciao

Barked: Sun Aug 12, '12 10:35am PST


	GRANTED! BUT that means if you never get a foo foo again you never get bathed again and eventually you are really going to STINK and then Vern will never want to smooch on you again! Then again, he might like you if you stink even better and your momma would have to beat him off of you with a stick. I wish I had all the tuna in the world!

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It\'s Tough- Being A Spoiled- Puppy!

Barked: Sun Aug 12, '12 10:48am PST


	at my granted wish! Hannah BOL! GRANTED! Yew get AWL da tuna, BUT.... Den da JAPANESE (who had da lawgest tuna twade in da WOWLD befowe you wished fowe it AWL!) wud get angry and HUNGWEE! , and dey'd hab to wook fowe "oddowe MEEEOWEE sources of food". (put dat tuna BACK, Hannah! ) I WISH I .... .... was da smawtest puppy in da world!

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I am da- Pwincess!

Barked: Sun Aug 12, '12 11:00am PST


	GWANTED! BUT if you wuz da smawtest puppy in da wowrld ebereeebodee would be askin you for sowushuns to awl da pwobwems of da wowrld, and den you wouldin hab time ta be ouwr subteetoot teachewr, and I would be so beweeee sad. I wish I wivved in a big castle!

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It\'s Tough- Being A Spoiled- Puppy!

Barked: Sun Aug 12, '12 11:14am PST


	Awww, cutie pie kitten Gemma! (Sedona hates to have to ruin her wish! ) WISH GWANTED! BUT...unfowetunately, da castle is .............HAUNTED! (get out of deowe, Gemma!!!! ) ____________________ I WISH.... Deowe wew NO MOWE BUGS in da wowld! I hate bugs! humpf!

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Never Come- Between a Dog- and His Swan

Barked: Sun Aug 12, '12 11:27am PST


	granted but then all the flowers and plants and things that eat insects and plants would die off and that would cause a cascade effect which would spell the end of the world.... I wish i had the biggest most fluffiest bed so i could be extra comfy when i take my naps

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It\'s Tough- Being A Spoiled- Puppy!

Barked: Sun Aug 12, '12 11:56am PST


	Da END of da Wowld?! Dat a good one, Dizzy! BOL! ___________________ GWANTED! ...but yeowe BIG FLUFFY comfy bed is fluffy cuz it stuffed wif WOTS of cotton balls dat awe FILLED wif millions of Boll Weevil eggies and dey hatch one meenit aftowe yew get in da bed! And den dey BITE and make yew itchy, making yeowe BIG FLUFFY bed vewwee ....UN-comfy. BOLL WEEVIL I WISH.... ... I was a BIG doggie! Edited by author Sun Aug 12, '12 11:58am PST

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MISS DIXIE- MONROE

GIGGLERS WILL- RULE THE WORLD!

Barked: Sun Aug 12, '12 1:38pm PST


	hmmmmm...a BIGGGGGGGGGG DOGGIE, lil miss sedona? POOF you a bigggggggg doggie....NOW WHATCHA GONNA DO WITH ALL THE PRETTY FRILLY CLOTHES AND STUFFS YA GOTS? mommy and daddy not gots enuff $$ to buy alllll new pretties....even yer beddie gonna be too small... I WISH i could open the treat can all by myself! by the way, miss s? i like this game...neato!

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Have Chewey,- Will Tavel

Barked: Sun Aug 12, '12 1:43pm PST


	granted but the can is empty cause you cant drive to the store to get treats to fill it... i wish i had a private jet so i could fly all over the world and visit my friends...

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