For some reason, typist is rolling on the floor, tears comin outta her eyes, laughing like one of those hyena things. Something about me and Zen! Whut? I can be meditative - I mean I do take a lotta naps!
Ma thinked she figgured out why he missed da squirrel. Dey wuz at da vets yesterday an' H&R gots weighed...Harley tipped da scale at 70 pounds! A lil' junk in da trunk? Vet sed since he gets plenty exercise dat weight iz okay. Rain iz now 60 pounds. Dat's gud, shes always been a too skinny minny.
Once in the vet's office there was this little dog with this lady and the dog was fat. She was telling the receptionist she guessed it was because it was the cheese she gave the pup to take his meds in - my dad said, "Well you know there is fat-free cheese." She gave him this look like "who are u?" Me and mom were trying to be invisible.