The Barney Award for January 2012

  
Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Tue Jan 3, '12 1:35pm PST 
Post your New Year naughties here party party dog walk
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Fri Jan 6, '12 4:45am PST 
Well lets see what have I done so far in 2012 other than exercise the 5 second rule? yep that is right only mine is if mommy drops it and can not reach it to pick it up in 5 seconds or less It is fair game unlesss it is her medication. Last night she was eating some I grabbed some cooked cabbage she dropped then preceeded the rest of the night. Last night she was eating some pickles so when she had to move the tray closer to the bed I tried to grab one but she caughtme and moved it again. Thuesday I acted all confused and went in the study to pee on grannys exercise bike till mommy hollered at me to stop. HOW RUUUUDE she should know you do not interrupt a naughty pups constitutionals. I barked at granny too when she asked if I wanted to go outside. She told me not to sas her. Well Wednesday I growled when she said outside. Monday night I soaked a bellband and my Nap Sak which i will upload a photo of me sitting in it. hey in my defence it was not my fault cause Pooh Bear was poking me in the bladder area cause I was laying on top of him.or maybe it Piglet or Tigger or Eeyore not sure which one I peed on. Needless to say granny was trying to get between mommy and the bed and put her hand right in the spot I soaked. laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud applause applause applause applause Oh also I did not tell mommy I had to throwup and puked all ove her quilt and my wee wee pad. Oh as for the SBDs as well as the earth shaking ones yall may be feeling not all of those are me. Mommy is full of it this year. Poor granny ran her out of the livingroom the other day then checked her chair to make sure mommy did not leave a prezzie in it. Yep the GAS wars are going full steam ahead now.
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Adam Chewbacca
Ellie Mae

born to run!
 
 
Barked: Tue Jan 17, '12 1:52pm PST 
I forgot to be that naughty so far this month! I better change that. This week I have stepped it up a little. Today mom and dad said I did a very bad naughty. We were walking near the pond and no one but me saw a duck in the bushes. I lunged at it and almost caught it by the neck. A few feathers went flying. The duck is ok but I am not. I was hungry and wanted duck a l'orange for dinner. frown

There was also a little kitten that came to our door. I whined at it and tried to scare it away. It didn't work, the kitten was really tough. I made up for it by lunging at the kitten's mom later on.

I also forgot to be a guard dog and didn't bark when some repairmen came to the door. Mom was mad because I am supposed to warn her.

Ellie Mae

born to run!
 
 
Barked: Tue Jan 17, '12 3:45pm PST 
I did one more bad thing! The cat tried to run away to day and I tried to follow him. Too bad my dad saw me sneaking off and I had to go back inside. I was going back for some duck!
Sienna, NPC,- CGC

Adopt a homeless- dog
 
 
Barked: Tue Jan 17, '12 3:45pm PST 
I've been pretty good. But I have been very stinky!!!! Plug your nose. laugh out loudlaugh out loud
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Wed Jan 18, '12 7:40pm PST 
Darn I thought that was mommy but should have known the smell was coming from the north. Well mommy and granny left me home alone again today so cause mommy shut the door I had to limmit my naughty deeds to the bedroom. Not sure why but mommy got me a second Nap Sak from a place called Vickie's Custom Creations. She said something about when I pee on one there is another one to use while it is in the wash so that means I can pee on it too right? I keep trying to trip mommy and granny and today I would not move and let mommy past me so she did not make it to the potty room. Now let her scold me for watering things in the house she has no right to scold me now cause she is even naughtier.
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Adam Chewbacca
Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Sun Jan 29, '12 11:15am PST 
well mom has been cooking working and not paying attention to how naughty I have been.Until today I tripped her then when she went into the bathroom I watered the floor and she stepped in it.hehehe watch out mom.then I tried to eat anything in sight.So not my usual naughties but I will try to do better next month.
Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Tue Jan 31, '12 8:50am PST 
My January Naughties by Hope naughty

On a naughty scale of 1 to 10, this month I've been a 6. As always, I pull mommy and/or make her pull me when I walk. I never listen to mommy and eat blades of yummy grass when we walk. I also look for yummy street food to eat. In the house, I run around like a wild animal, steal and chew the dishtowel and chair arm covers. I also bite mommy's sneakers when she is wearing them, jump up, and nibble her. Oh last but not least, after I made a poop outside, I rubbed up against mommy, and gave her a "sweet smelling" souvenir to take to work (on the back of her jeans).