The Barney Award for November 2011

  
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Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Mon Oct 31, '11 12:49pm PST 
Post your November naughties here happy dance

This is my Birthday month. On the 3rd I will be eight years young party
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Mon Oct 31, '11 10:50pm PST 
Lets see how can I start the month but to say I am thankfull for the new quilt on the bed placed where I can knock it off. Also for the long mouse tail I found under grannys computer to play with and pull off the desk. I wrapped up last month with living up to my newest nickname of Little Devil by jumping out of mommys new computer chair and hurting my leg to get a massage. Snuck back outside once and got the door shut so I could not get in cause granny did not see me, talked or should I say barked back at granny while she was reading how to keep the dog from begging for food. Started licking myself after leaving yellow rivers then trying to kiss mommy. Hey growing old is so much fun I just say I got confused. Oh I am starting to drag granny down the hall at night when I go out on the leash.
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Adam Chewbacca
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Tue Nov 1, '11 3:44pm PST 
Just in case yall are wandering about that eye burning smell emminating from Central Texas around 4 AM this morning I was having a major fart war with mommy. Needless to say I won this time and almost ran mommy out of the house. She did have to get out of the bed so she could catch her breath and stop laughing. Oh and a good move for me I wet the bed messing up the new quilt mommy got for her bed so now she can not lay down to take a short nap till it drys. Oh and yes I am still at it with the SBDs so keep the windows closed.
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Adam Chewbacca

Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Thu Nov 3, '11 7:21am PST 
Birthday girl in the house! Today I am a 8 and my naughties will be great!
Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Fri Nov 11, '11 11:19am PST 
Well Hope late birthday wishes.Today I turn 4 yrs.Mom baked a yellow cake for supper well I guess I did not get the memo she had it on the coffee table cooling and I ate it.mmmmmmmmmmm it was so good and doesnt a birthday girl as sweet(naughty)pup deserve one hehehe.So no cake for mommy and daddy.Then mom fixed lunch which was tacos and I tripped her and I got tacos I am back!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Fri Nov 11, '11 3:55pm PST 
Sorry for not saying Happy Birthday Hope we are still having computer troubles and mom is in a lot of pain with cooler weather here. Just incase you smelled anything mommy and I are still having fart wars. As for all the jumping I am doing there has now been 2 earthquakes in Oklahoma that were felt in Dallas, Texas about 300 miles north of us. With all the gases escaping it caused a couple of tornados south east of us in close to Houston Texas. A couple of days ago I tried to swing on the mouse cord again while mommy was fixing something on grannys computer. Still trying to knock the quilts off the bed but mommy is getting to where she hears all and stops me. I swear mommy must be part dog cause she sees all and hears all.
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Adam Chewbacca
PS Hope after turning 8 now you are allowed to have potty accidents inside and not get in trouble for it. It comes with being a senior doggy. applause applause

Edited by author Fri Nov 11, '11 3:57pm PST

Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Sat Nov 12, '11 8:59am PST 
hey I said yesterday was my birthday oops I meant to say it was my sister Leenas birthday and I deserved some cake I still got the cake hehehe.Today mom tripped and fell over me because she had made pancakes for breakfast and when she went down I ate the pancakes.love ya mom.Then after that mom put me outside because I started leaving stinky farts that were deadly and silent.
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Sun Nov 13, '11 6:46pm PST 
OMD Brandy Lynn mommy blamed me for that SBD thins morning. That was one stinky fart. Talk about mommy geting upset as well as granny I was sleeping soundly on the bed till I felt a wet spot so had to get up and move. It soaked all but the bottom sheet but granny still had to wash all the bedding. Last night granny took me outside and I flooded the entire back yard and maybe even more. Was surprised that they did not say the creek water had turned yellow and flooded. The bed had three quilts on it when I wet it.
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Adam Chewbacca
Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Sat Nov 19, '11 6:35pm PST 
sorry about that Adam.Mom was like about to kill it smelled that bad.Well I decided to eat real fast and then throw up to get attention.Not good attention.I left a river in the laundry room last night.Then I would not listen to mommy when she said lets go outside I am being totally ingoring mom and dad.
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Sun Nov 20, '11 2:54am PST 
Hey Gals I tried a really good one last week. I think it was Tuesday night. Mommy and granny were doing some rearranging of furniture. I tild granny I had to go outside to pee pee. Yea right I heard a strange critter in de back yard that I wanted to check out. I am sure those of you in the City have most likely not seen one in real life. it is a type of kitty called Pole Kitty and mommy and granny said if I had gotten any closer I would have been sleeping alone and getting a bath the next day. I never saw granny move so fast when she scooped me up and carr8ieds me inside. Not my fault that the kitty was black with a white stripe down his back. I just wanted to tree that kitty for being in my yard.
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Adam Chewbacca
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