The Barney Award for October 2011

Queen- of Naughty-

Barked: Sun Oct 2, '11 12:06pm PST


	Post your Halloweenie naughties here. I. Hope, Queen of Naughty do hereby decree that Halloween is the holiday of Trick and Treat, so get naughty pups! Now for my two naughties (so) far this month... First, I finally snapped my leash. This makes the third leash that I snapped (from my pulling mommy and mommy pulling me). Mommy buys the no-pull bungee lea$h for pups over 85 pounds and lil 65 pound me, snaps them in two. And my second naughty requires some history, so here goes... mommy clenches her teeth at night so her dentist made a cu$tom mouth guard to wear at night. Well last night, mommy woke up and took the guard out to drink some water and forgot to put it back in - leaving it in her bed. When she went back to sleep, I found it, and chewed it up. Mommy heard my loud chewing, woke up and took her mangled slobbery mouth guard out of my mouth before I could swallow it.

Adopt a homeless- dog

Barked: Sun Oct 2, '11 6:05pm PST


	I wasn't that bad last month so I better kick it into high gear this time. Mom will be away for awhile so let's see if I can be extra naughty for dad. I kicked off the month by doing several large stinky toots into my mom's face.

Adopt a homeless- dog

Barked: Sun Oct 2, '11 6:07pm PST


	Hey Hope, I've done that before! With the mouthguard! I ate one once, well chewed it at least enough so it was broken. The dentist said I was naughty but that she knew other naughty pups who did that too. I think they ought to join the club here!

born to run!

Barked: Sun Oct 2, '11 6:10pm PST


	I haven't done anything much naughty yet. I will try my hardest this month. Mom says my fur was smelly and too long so I had to get it combed for a long time last night. I tried really hard to run away but each time I got stuck by mom. I say SHE is naughty. She also tried to clean my ear yesterday. I cried. Dad said my fur was naughty since it filled half the trash can. Hope any of this counts cause otherwise I'm a good pup so far...I say mom and dad are naughty

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie

Barked: Sat Oct 22, '11 4:30pm PST


	Guys and gals I have had trouble getting in due to some computer troubles. Mommy says it is a combination of Vista and Internet Explorer. Not sure which nation that combi thing is in but it must be a bad one. Have continured to help with the drought and a few times caused a major flood of the yellow lake in the bedroom. Today I gave mommy and granny a big scare. Granny let me out to potty then thought I came back inside. She did not see me go back outside again and shut the door. Boy that was fun till I found I could nor push the door open so granny was naught as well. Mommy said my new nickname is Little Sneak. That what she gets for putting that Devil Costume on me and posting it on facebook. I also am really playing granny against mommy by ignoring mommy and seeing if granny will let me do what mommy said no to. Now I am stuck behind bars most of the time. Oh also not sure exactly how but I am being blamed for warning mommy about a 4.8 earthquake we had Thursday morning in South Texas 100 mile from our home. Mommy said it was all the dancing I do that caused it. Adam Chewbacca

born to be wild

Barked: Mon Oct 24, '11 4:21pm PST


	well mom has been busy with grandpa in the hospital with cancer and not looking good.So she has not seen alot this month but last night she came home and I peed in her shoes while she took a shower and got ready for bed since she work 3 to 11 last night.hehehe Then this morning she had made an omelete and I ate it while she answered the phone.then I tripped her while we were walking in the park today.She did not feel real good today she though sinuses so she did not go see grandpa.So she seen my naughties today.