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Dino

Bambino!
 
 
Barked: Tue Sep 14, '10 6:32am PST 
wave Today's Joke!

Blonde Painter


This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing.

She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
Miniboot

forever- Alvas- husband
 
 
Barked: Tue Sep 14, '10 9:40am PST 
hey Dino! im sorry for not being on more often, if been sooooo busy i cant even keep up....but i truly, deeply thank you for getting lots of more people to join and i promise i will be on to help you out with the group and if you want , instead of just doing just jokes you can start dances of anything else you want to do because you are practiaclly like the owner of this club so i give you full premision to do anything you want to change this club... winkbig grinbig grinbig grinwavewavewavewavewave
Dino

Bambino!
 
 
Barked: Wed Sep 15, '10 6:37am PST 
wave Hi Miniboot! Thank you! Today's Joke's! A couple of Pirate jokes for Talk Like a Pirate Day!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!

How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!

What does a surfer pirate say?
GnARRRRRRRRly dude!

What is a pirate's favorite way to fly?
A helicoptAAARRR!!

Why did the Pirate get a BUI (Boating While Intoxicated) ????
Because he was drunk leaving the baaarrrrrrr!!!

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