 Barked: Tue Aug 12, '08 6:58pm PST |
 | |  | | well, umm.....eh....a MAXI PAD!!!!!!
I'll tell ya, it was good going down, not so good coming up. That's the time they poured peroxide in my poor mouth and up came foam, cotton, plastic, the whole darn shootin' match. Took two pukes to get it all up in the midst of mom freaking, dad yelling at mom for freaking, me foaming, dad contemplating a stiff drink, me heaving, mom sorting through the puke to make sure it all came up (which it didn't the first time), me heaving some more and mom wondering if she should throw out the carpet. I won't forget it and neither will mom's carpet. BUT IT'S HER FAULT SHE PUT IN THE GARBAGE CAN!! What's a dork to do, but eat it!Edited by author Tue Aug 12, '08 7:17pm PST
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Mom said it sounded like a bucket of water being tipped over!
At first they thought it was my big water bottle exploding? But then realized it was me puking! BOL! Luckily dad's car is all metal, rubber and plastic. The grosses part was when dad opened the doors, the seawater tipped out like a waterfall. The car was parked on an angle so the water just tipped out by itself. HAHAHA there was a man walking past and he saw it. He must have been wondering why the "water" looked a bit slimey.
Those firehose sharts are grrreat for making a pawrent quesy!!!
Mom was at Grammy's and Dad called her just to tell her that I was barfing while sharting (I like to drink ALL the water in the bowl but unlike a camel, I can't store it so it comes back up, not quite sure what the sharting deal was about). He said that he puked after cleaning up the sharting mess, Dad's not too good with poop patrol but at least he tries!
The Dog Show: Who's Your Mama?
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