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Toby
Have you been- OBED ?
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 | | Barked: Mon Aug 11, '08 5:39pm PST | |  | |  | | What is the most disgusting thing you puked up? I'd have to say mine is deer poop. It smells vile! Did you know they have a cool show on tv called Hurl? It's about puking! BOL! |  |  | |  |
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BooBoo
GoBooBooGo
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 | | Barked: Mon Aug 11, '08 7:40pm PST | | | | | | I puked up a whole stomach full of seawater......in DAD'S CAR!
It made a "KKEERRSPLOOOOOOSSSHHHH" sound.  Mom said it sounded like a bucket of water being tipped over! At first they thought it was my big water bottle exploding? But then realized it was me puking! BOL! Luckily dad's car is all metal, rubber and plastic. The grosses part was when dad opened the doors, the seawater tipped out like a waterfall. The car was parked on an angle so the water just tipped out by itself. HAHAHA there was a man walking past and he saw it. He must have been wondering why the "water" looked a bit slimey.
I also sharted out "firehose" style - seawater and diarrhea on the beach. It made a GWHOOOSHHH sound.
 It made mom scream and people looked at her funny
Both incidents happened when I was younger and used to swallow a lot of seawater but I know better now and I don't vomit or poop out water anymore
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Jake
Labradork |
| | Barked: Tue Aug 12, '08 4:57am PST | | | | | | That's pawsome BooBoo!!!! You're a true Salty Dogger!!!!!   Those firehose sharts are grrreat for making a pawrent quesy!!!
Dad discovered that I can puke and shart at the same time! Mom was at Grammy's and Dad called her just to tell her that I was barfing while sharting (I like to drink ALL the water in the bowl but unlike a camel, I can't store it so it comes back up, not quite sure what the sharting deal was about). He said that he puked after cleaning up the sharting mess, Dad's not too good with poop patrol but at least he tries!
Once I sharted a bunch of sand after visiting the beach but I didn't puke at the same time! Oh well! | | | | |
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Cal
Bite IS worse- than my bark! ;) |
| | Barked: Tue Aug 12, '08 5:00am PST | | | | | | The grossest/coolest thing I ever barfed was a bunch of birdseed. I was trying to help the backyard birds keep their area tidy by eating the fallen seed but I guess my belly didn't like it too much so... BLLLLLEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH, up and out it went! | | | | |
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Harley
Labradork |
| | Barked: Tue Aug 12, '08 5:08am PST | | | | | | I like to pretend I'm a goat and eat grass, leaves, whatever... so one time I had just helped Dad "mow" the yard and had grass coming out of both ends at the same time. Cause Dad left me outside unsupervised, Mom made Dad "pull" the grass out of my rear end cause it was stuck cause I was busy barfing up the rest. Dad puked after he pulled he rescued my arse from the stuck grass and then Jake came running thru to see what was going on, stepped in Dad's puke which made Dad barf some more and then he hurled again while giving Jake a bath to wash the barf off. It was a 3 ring circus and Mom was too busy laughing at Dad to help him.
It's always crazy around here with 4 of us big doggers and a little weiner dogger.... if one isn't doing something gross, another one is! | | | | |
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Toby
Have you been- OBED ?
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| | Barked: Tue Aug 12, '08 12:41pm PST | | | | | | Yep, I enjoy eating grass and it sometimes gets stuck coming out the other end. I try to scoot my butt on the grass, but usually, I need assistance getting the grass out! BOL! | | | | |
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BooBoo
GoBooBooGo
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| | Barked: Tue Aug 12, '08 5:13pm PST | | | | | | I get grass stuck in my butt too sometimes but the other day it was REALLY stuck. It was already poking out about 5 inches but wouldn't come out any further. Mom had to pull on it HARD and it came out with a "FOOOMP" noise. There was like a knot in it that acted like a plug.
WOA FL5, the puke chain reaction at your house is out of control! Like puke domino. | | | | |
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Drago
Nap, eat, tennis- balls = happy- life
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| | Barked: Tue Aug 12, '08 6:58pm PST | | | | | | well, umm.....eh....a MAXI PAD!!!!!!
I'll tell ya, it was good going down, not so good coming up. That's the time they poured peroxide in my poor mouth and up came foam, cotton, plastic, the whole darn shootin' match. Took two pukes to get it all up in the midst of mom freaking, dad yelling at mom for freaking, me foaming, dad contemplating a stiff drink, me heaving, mom sorting through the puke to make sure it all came up (which it didn't the first time), me heaving some more and mom wondering if she should throw out the carpet. I won't forget it and neither will mom's carpet. BUT IT'S HER FAULT SHE PUT IN THE GARBAGE CAN!! What's a dork to do, but eat it!Edited by author Tue Aug 12, '08 7:17pm PST
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OttO
Lab in GSD- clothing! |
| | Barked: Tue Aug 12, '08 7:22pm PST | | | | | | ok, ok..... Were not grrrr8 pukers .... but.... Mom went into her bedroom this evening and found a puked up hair ball on her pillow.... does that count as a gross puke story??? It looks like a big huge boooger layen on her pillow!!! That kiddy mommy.... gotta high 5 her! | | | | |
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