Barked: Tue Aug 12, '08 6:58pm PST |
 |  |  |  | well, umm.....eh....a MAXI PAD!!!!!! 
I'll tell ya, it was good going down, not so good coming up. That's the time they poured peroxide in my poor mouth and up came foam, cotton, plastic, the whole darn shootin' match. Took two pukes to get it all up in the midst of mom freaking, dad yelling at mom for freaking, me foaming, dad contemplating a stiff drink, me heaving, mom sorting through the puke to make sure it all came up (which it didn't the first time), me heaving some more and mom wondering if she should throw out the carpet. I won't forget it and neither will mom's carpet. BUT IT'S HER FAULT SHE PUT IN THE GARBAGE CAN!! What's a dork to do, but eat it!Edited by author Tue Aug 12, '08 7:17pm PST
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