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Cookie

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Barked: Fri Jul 4, '08 5:33pm PST
Hello, and welcome to the new pup palace television newtwork (PPTN). Here, you will find different shows for pups big and small!

TELI SCHEDUAL
friday: news sleeping puppy were is that snail?

saturday: news puppy wresling puppy sports

sunday: news how to cook pup style barking 101

monday: news where is that snail? telivision school

tuesday: news the little puppy barking 101

wendsday: news puppy wresling telivision school

thursday: news where is that snail? puppy sports
Cookie

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Barked: Fri Jul 4, '08 6:55pm PST
Cookie: this is the puppy fairy tale channel, today`s story, sleeping puppy. Once apon a time, there was a puppy. she loved to chew. she chewed the furnitiure, she chewed the curtains, she even chewed on her siblings! one day, as she was walking along the river when a bee came along and said hi, the puppy tried to chew on him, missed, and the bee flew away. the next day, the bee came back, but this time, he stung her! the poor puppy fell asleep. 10,ooooooo years later (she was still 10), another bee came along. he saw the pup asleep on the riverbank, so he stung her, and she woke up! then they lived hapily ever after.
THE END
Cookie

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Barked: Tue Jul 8, '08 7:23pm PST
COOKIE: Hello, this is puppy news net. Tune in to this channeland you`ll be informed with all the news we can gather! This is Cookie, your main reporter, and this is my best pal Maggie (dogster i.d. 755903) she works with wether and interviews. Also, if you would like to join the news crew, paw mail us! On to our story. Pups are getting shaved thanks to the hot whether! Watch out! If you don`t shave your poodle, they`ll be REALLY hot! Now, there is a wanted squirrel on the loose, if any dog sees this squirrel, contact your local pupthoraties. Next, here`s Maggie with the wether. MAGGIE: Thanks Cookie. It`s pretty hot today everywhere, exept Antarctica! (CRICKETS: Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!) Okay, okay. It won`t be this hot anymore this week, thank dog! (CRICKETS: Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!) That`s it for puppy news net!

Cookie

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Barked: Fri Jul 11, '08 2:09pm PST
COMERCIAL: Are you tired and board? Get the hamster dance training kit! It comes with training D.V.D, hamster water bottle and hamster costume. So get yours today! Now avalible at your pup palace market.


frownfrownfrown hamster dancehamster dancehamster dance
Cookie

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Barked: Thu Jul 17, '08 11:59am PST
Welcome to barking 101, with your host, Biscuit (Muffin and Cookie`s brother. dogster #764262)! BISCUIT: Hello, and welcome to barking 101! Today, we will examine a barking dog.

happy dance WOO HOO! dog BARK!
shh SHHHHH!

LOOK AT HIM BARK!!!!!! Wait, a cat just strolled into view.

kitty BARK!

IT`S BARKING?!?!?!?! A CAT BARKING!?!?!?!?!?!? Wait, a hamster just came along.

eekeek hamster dance BARK!

This is one wierd day!

shock
doghamster dancekitty BARK! BARK! BARK!

Edited by author Thu Jul 17, '08 12:03pm PST

Cookie

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Barked: Wed Oct 1, '08 8:30pm PST
Commercial:
Have you always wanted a toy that dances? Now there`s the dancing snoopy toy! Press the button and there he goes! Get yours today! frown snoopy = happy dance

Edited by author Wed Oct 1, '08 8:31pm PST

Cookie

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Barked: Sun Apr 26, '09 9:18pm PST
Cookie: Hello, Cookie here with Puppy News Net. The wanted squirrel is still on the loose, so if you have any information, please call your local pupthorities. Here is Maggie with the weather. Maggie: Thanks Cookie. we are seeing a good chance of lots of clouds. Ahh here is a passing bystander. Bystander: Woof. Cookie: well, this is Cookie and Maggie signing off!