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Peanutty

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Barked: Mon May 5, '08 4:18pm PST 
Hey chi's and chi lovers! Know a funny chi joke? Have a funny chi picture you'd like to share? Then this is the place! wave

I'll start.

Once there three male dogs who set eyes on a beautiful female poodle.

They all rushed over to her. Aware of her charms, she said,"I will go out with the first one of you who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an intelligent sentence." Immediately the Lab said, "I like liver and cheese." No imagination at all, said the poodle."

Next was the muscular Rottweiler, who blurted, "I hate liver and cheese." "That's worse than the Lab," she replied.

Finally a tiny Chihuahua smiled at his opponents, gave the poodle a knowing wink, and said, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

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Barked: Mon May 5, '08 4:21pm PST 
CHIHUAHUA PLEDGE

* I will not eat the humans' food, before, during or after they eat it.

* The computer's mouse is, unlike a real mouse, inedible.

* I will not play tug-o'-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

* I will not eat any more socks.

* I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.

* I will not chew crayons or pens, 'specially not the red ones so my people will think I am dying.

I will not eat any more strawberries... see above!!

* I will not roll on freshly picked vegetables.

* I will not wake Mommy or Daddy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her ear.

* When in the car, I will not insist on having the air conditioning on in Winter.

* I must shake the rainwater out of my fur *before* entering the house.

** I will not steal my Mom's underwear and show it to the repair man.

* The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps.

* We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

* My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

* I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

* The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

I do not have to check out the front yard when it is 100 degrees.

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Barked: Mon May 5, '08 4:27pm PST 
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Barked: Mon May 5, '08 6:37pm PST 
Very smart idea for a thread!applause
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Chihuahua Blackberry
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