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M.C.

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Barked: Mon Apr 21, '08 6:08pm PST 
Big Sign
Not a public bathroom
Bootsie

 
 
Barked: Mon Apr 21, '08 6:56pm PST 
Oh yea, this looks much better after it's been mowed....*looking the lawn up and down* way to go way to go way to go way to go not a bathroom got it ......way to go
M.C.

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Barked: Tue Apr 29, '08 3:12pm PST 
(Over by the Dreamhouse)

*Walks by again, this time tooting up a storm*
*Thinks*
Must of been that Tuna caserole I ate, That girl needs to learn how to cook,
I've had food out of garbage cans that tasted better then that .

I would bury the rest of it in the yard if the Fort wasn't built on an old cemetery.

*Heads back to the Fort*

M.C.

Beat it
 
 
Barked: Tue Apr 29, '08 3:16pm PST 
(Somebody just dug up the ground around his Fort)

*Steps outside of his Fort and takes a look*
YES!!
*Runs and grabs the hose and throws it in the hole and starts filling it up with water*

*Runs to get the guys and his speedo*
*Notices some scale or something around , alot of it around,* Ok, I
will fill it up and let it run over for a couple hours to clean it up some before we go out there.

*Looks over his new no cost pool *

*Sees the water has reached the top and allows it to run over
until the white scale is all washed away*

*Prances around in his speedo*
M.C.

Beat it
 
 
Barked: Tue Apr 29, '08 3:18pm PST 
*Notices the water is running over toward the Bunker and the
Dreamhouse*
*Lets it flood over, they need to water their lawns anyway*

*Checks the water and notices the Bunker yards (Front and Back)
and the Dreamhouse yards are both flooded, Turns off the water, Looks and sees the white stuff that was in the dirt is now floating on top of the water at the Bunker and the Dreamhouse*

*Wonders what it is*
M.C.

Beat it
 
 
Barked: Tue Apr 29, '08 3:20pm PST 
A Girl Scout stops to sell cookies at the Fort, Her ankles are
wet and she is itching them*

*Apparantly she walked through the water in front of the Bunker and Dreamhouse*
*This is very puzzling*

*Tells the Girl Scout to hit the r0ad and looks at her ankles
and wonders,
Oh he wonders, was it the water that made her itch?.*
M.C.

Beat it
 
 
Barked: Tue Apr 29, '08 3:23pm PST 
*Wonders if it was in his water?*
*Watches over at the Dreamhouse and sees another girl scratching*

hmm..

*Goes inside thinking, The girls must have fleas over there*
*Looks over and sees someone else itching now*
*Wonders*
*Thinks about Georgio and the breath mints*
hmm.. wonders if he hit a nerve.
Oh , she is not capable of carrying out a plan this big.. OH
no.. but if she did. If she just so happen to..
Well... It just back fired.. hahahaa..
*Goes back in the Fort*
M.C.

Beat it
 
 
Barked: Tue Apr 29, '08 3:25pm PST 
(Sees the Girls coming back from the Bunker)

Runs over in his hip waders and hides some sticks in the ground
periodically, sticking up, just enough to set someone off balance*

*Watches from his fort to see someone roll in the mud*
M.C.

Beat it
 
 
Barked: Tue Apr 29, '08 3:26pm PST 
(Oh , Someone just left a bowl on the porch at the Girls Place)
*Sneaks up and takes the bowl off of the porch*
***Looks over with his binoculars*

*Notices Georgio obviously hasn't read the magazine yet*
*Gets his Speedo out and gets ready to go for a morning swim*
*Pokes just one pawnail in the water to check the temp*
*Has his Pysco Cat Mag from Georgio tucked under his arm so he
can get some ideas and a Pink towel from Cletis slung over his shoulder*

*Lays his stuff down on his lawn chair, and dives in the water*
M.C.

Beat it
 
 
Barked: Tue Apr 29, '08 3:28pm PST 
(The Girls are looking over from the Dreamhouse), Oh and that Big Black dog sees her towel.

*Hops out of the water , grabs his towel and dries off his bum
and sits in the lawn chair to read for a while*
*Gets up and lays the towel on the chair, sits down and starts
thumbing through his new book *

*Toot toot*.
OOpsie.
(Hopefully she wont want it back now)
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