Ten Peeves That Dogs Have About Humans

  
Tux

Simply- Irresistable
 
 
Barked: Fri Sep 21, '07 7:30am PST 
Ten Peeves that Dogs
Have About Humans

'1'
Blaming your farts on me.... not funny... not funny at all !!!

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'2'

Yelling at me
for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU
IDIOT!

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'3'

Taking me for a
walk, then not letting me check stuff
out.
Exactly whose walk is this
anyway?

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'4'

Any trick that
involves balancing food on my nose. Stop
it!

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'5'

Any haircut
that involves bows or ribbons.

Now you know
why we chew your stuff
up when you're not
home.

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'6'

The sleight of
hand, fake fetch throw.

You fooled a
dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what

a proud moment
for the top of the food chain.


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'7'

Taking me to
the vet for "the big snip",

then acting
surprised when I freak

out every time
we go back!

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'8'

Getting upset
when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that
handshake thing yet.


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'9'

Dog sweaters.
Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the
fur?

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'10'
How you act disgusted when I
lick myself.
Look, we both know the
truth. You're just jealous.


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Now lay off me on some of these
things.
We both know who's boss
here!
You don't see me picking up
your poop do you?





EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG
ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS
HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
Chaddy

Born to Love- Diamond
 
 
Barked: Fri Jan 11, '08 10:25pm PST 
I laughed so hard,,, how true it is