 Barked: Fri Sep 21, '07 7:30am PST |
 | |  | | Ten Peeves that Dogs
Have About Humans
'1'
Blaming your farts on me.... not funny... not funny at all !!!
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'2'
Yelling at me
for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU
IDIOT!
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'3'
Taking me for a
walk, then not letting me check stuff
out.
Exactly whose walk is this
anyway?
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'4'
Any trick that
involves balancing food on my nose. Stop
it!
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'5'
Any haircut
that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know
why we chew your stuff
up when you're not
home.
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'6'
The sleight of
hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a
dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment
for the top of the food chain.
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'7'
Taking me to
the vet for "the big snip",
then acting
surprised when I freak
out every time
we go back!
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'8'
Getting upset
when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that
handshake thing yet.
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'9'
Dog sweaters.
Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the
fur?
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'10'
How you act disgusted when I
lick myself.
Look, we both know the
truth. You're just jealous.
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Now lay off me on some of these
things.
We both know who's boss
here!
You don't see me picking up
your poop do you?
EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG
ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS
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Dogster Obsessions: The Starter Kit for Dogs by Wildebeest
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