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Flip Flops are good....But SNEAKERS are the best!!!!!!

  
Max

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Barked: Tue May 29, '07 2:14pm PST
Hi everydog!!! My name is Max and I am a shoe addict. Nothing get me more frisky than when I see a new pair of sneakers! I have a craving for new white leather nikes. I got hooked on them when I was little. My favorite auntie was visiting and let me have a nibble on her new nikes, and from then on I couldn't stop. As soon as Mommy puts on her new nikes, I am all over them. What I usually do is start by sniffing em and licking em hungrily and then nibble on the toe of em. Mommy will take em off and scold me and hide the sneakers, but I will sniff em out later on. I will then tug the laces out of em and lick and fill em full of doggy slobber. They are so chewy and squishy when I sink my teeth in em and I will chew on em for hours. Eventually I will fall asleep on em and Mommy will find me (oops!) She will again scold me and tell me I am a bad dog. However, the next day there will be another new pair of sneakers on her feet with my name on em!!!