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What is the craziest thing your pet has eaten?

   
Duke Graham

I am Duke, hear- me roar!		 
 
Barked: Wed Mar 7, '07 8:44am PST 
Duke loves to eat whole bags of marshmellows, double decker tacos from Taco Bell, whole boxes of Girl Scout Cookies, and just about anything off my plate. However, I would have to say that the craziest thing Duke ever ate, was a 3foot by 2 foot sheer curtain hanging in my livingroom!shock
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Kewpie

Blonde girls- have all the- fun!		 
 
Barked: Fri Mar 9, '07 2:09am PST 
whoa... curtain! that IS something.

Kewpie chews out of seperation anxiety, so every time i go to work, if this place hasn't been dog-proofed like a fortress (which is sometimes difficult, living with half a rock band, a drag queen, and a boxing promoter with two pre-schoolers), she gets into some new "delicacy" or other, and worse yet, she chews it on my bed while staring out the window waiting for me to come home. it would almost be endearing if her pallate didn't cater to used diapers, disgarded femanine hygene projects, spagetti sauce jars (she can unscrew the lids!), cat litter, and just about anything that will make a gross mess of my blankets!

oh, and although they aren't as messy, it's always awkward as a woman to have to say to my female housemate, "Ohhh, yeah. I can totally explain why your panties are strewn across my bed with the crotches chewed out. Wait... that TOTALLY came out wrong. Ummmm...."

fortunately, I've discovered I can usually keep my little gal busy for an entire workday if i throw her a giant rawhide bone (intended for dogs 3x her size) slathered with just a taste of OXO soup!

laugh out loud
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