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Yukiko

I'm the Napping- Queen!
 
 
Barked: Thu Oct 5, '06 7:51am PST 
Post woor entries here as well. Good luck! Remember, joke must be Halloween related! Deadline is Oct. 11
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Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty- 		 
 
Barked: Thu Oct 5, '06 9:14am PST 
Top 10 Reasons why "Trick or Treat" is better than Sex:

* You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

* If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

* The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

* You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

* It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

* Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

* If you don't like what you get you can always go next door.

* It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

* Less guilt the morning after.

* #1: YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!
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Daisy

Thanks for my- chicken,- Tedibear!!
 
 
Barked: Thu Oct 5, '06 8:54pm PST 
I want to use this joke for the contest. Can you guys tell me if someone else has used it before? I can't remember if anyone used it in the game. If they did, I will find another joke. Thanks!

... A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"
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Yukiko

I'm the Napping- Queen!
 
 
Barked: Sun Oct 8, '06 8:57am PST 
Baron's Entry:

Here's my joke for the contest, it's an oldie but goodie.

Why don't witches have babies?
Because their husbands have hollow-weinies!!
Baron
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Danny, NPC

Yes,- I'm- Naughty
 
 
Barked: Sun Oct 8, '06 6:17pm PST 
My Halloween Entry:

Three vampires walk into a bar. The waitress comes up to them and
asks them what they'll have. ?

The first vampire says, (Transylvanian accent inferred) "I'll have a glass of O Positive."
The second vampire says, "I'll have a glass of AB Negative."
The third vampire says, "I'm the designated driver. I'll just have a glass of plasma."
The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells,

"Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!"
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