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You should try- to eat anything- once.

Barked: Sun Sep 17, '06 2:10pm PST


	Hi pawed pals, Welcome to all new members! I would really like to hear some of your strategies and suggestions that are in line with our mission And please feel free to evangelize our mission to other canine buddies. There is power in numbers! One day, we pups will rule the world!!! Fondly, Chandler

Get out of my- way, I'm coming- through.

Barked: Mon Sep 18, '06 12:09pm PST


	Hello fellow P.U.P.S., I'm an old man now and I have always shown my owners who's boss. I don't come when called, will not tolerate being handled,and will not show affection . The only thing that I am compelled to do is pose for the annual Christmas picture for our Christmas cards. At least I will be saved for posperity by all the lucky recieptients of my cards. Since I'm old, I have graduated to going potty on the floor and rugs inside without repercussions. I also go potty on the vet's floor before and after each visit Who do they think they are ! Putting a thermometer up my butt?! They think I'm senile but it's all a master plan. Bwahaaaahaha

I came. I saw.- I conquered!

Barked: Mon Sep 18, '06 2:01pm PST


	I must admit, I have great tactics to usurp my Mom and Dad's power. They thought they could contain me by using a baby gate but they were wrong. I scaled and ran around as freeas a bird! They never could figure it out until they taped me one day. So they had to concede and let me have free reign for a while. Although they ultimately crated me, it was part of my master plan all along. I love my crate very much but the best part is that they must leave me with toys and treats toys and pay for a dog walker who I adore. Silly humans. My new thing is scratching at the chair in the living area when I want to play with Mom. I don't do it with Dad, just Mom. Mom tries to do work on the computer and then she gives me a chewie or start to play with me to tire me out. I so have her under my paw. She's too easy.

You should try- to eat anything- once.

Barked: Wed Sep 20, '06 8:06pm PST


	I'm glad, Roger, that you do pose for the Christmas card photos because you are very photogenic! Just think: if we get the human owners to start sending out pictures of us on their holiday cards rather than pictures of their own offspring, our status level in the family will dramatically rise! Gibby, i'm glad you have found ways to trick your family into giving you additional treats. If the crate works for you, go for it. Afterall, resting in a crate for a few hours with treats and toys does give you some breathing space and "alone time" to think and plot. Happy Wednesday! Chandler

me too! MMMEEEE- TTTOOOOO!!!

Barked: Fri Sep 22, '06 8:32pm PST


	wait....I am not my mom's original offspring?! hm. I guess I have thought she looks a little funny.... she also doesn't seem to have a penchant for poop like I do. I have already mastered the holiday cards. I have chased all of my mom's boyfriends away so therefore I am the one and only man in her life! yes! I have been the picture on her desktop ever since she got rid of the last guy so I can only assume I will be the star of her holiday cards. now I just need to pick out a new outfit...



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