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P.U.P.S. Unite: Issue 3

  
Chandler- ♥

You should try- to eat anything- once.		 
 
Barked: Sun Sep 17, '06 2:07pm PST 
Hiyas pup brothers and sisters, Thank you woofy much for your support in our cause to promote puppy freedom and equal rights with the human species. I have both good news and troubling news. Let us begin with the good!

The Good News: I believe my own tactics of demonstrating insane hyperness around my dog owner has succesfully led her to taking me to the dog park more and more often. Best of all, she has started taking me to a cool, new dog park called Brook Run where i get to jump over logs, run through woods, and best of all, connect with other puppies and dog-elders to share the message of P.U.P.S. Unite. I love Brook Run because i even get to swim in the creek if i give my owner the good ol' puppy eyes routine (which works every time!). If you haven't yet trained your owner to take you to the dog park, i recommend running around the house like crazy and incessantly bopping your owner with toys until they relent and take you to the park. Trust me, it's definetly worth the effort!

The Troubling News: As Halloween approaches, I've begun reading more and more posts about dogs being forced into froo-froo, lacy, humiliating costumes all for the amusement of their human owners. Now I ask you, is it right that many of our human owners ask us to be tough and guard or protect the house and then suddenly, on October 31st, put us in a chicken suit or hotdog outfit?! How confusing, nay , how EMBARASSING that is! We should not allow this to continue!

I suggest that if you and your owner are at the pet store, you do not let him or her get any where near the pet costume rack or you are surely doomed to the same humiliating fate that I have witnessed many dogs experience already. Now, if you have a hi-tech owner who plans to order your costume online, then you better start nawing at the computer cords now and hopefully they won't be able to sign online and buy your costume before Halloween comes.

And lastly, if you MUST wear a costume for whatever reason, I beg you fellow fur brothers and sisters, let it at least be a good one. Don't go as a ballerina or some farmyard animal. At least pick something intimidating so that you might scare some kiddies into giving you their candy come Halloween. Just be sure not to eat the chocolate candies.

Take care and keep me posted on your personal success stories.

Paws and puppy licks,
Chandler
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Gibbon

I came. I saw.- I conquered!		 
 
Barked: Mon Sep 18, '06 2:10pm PST 
Humom has in her insane mind to fit me into a custom made outfit for halloween. I have reciprocated the thought with curling up into fetal position whenever she comes to me with that awful contraption that looks like a leash but apparently measures you. The more I contort my body, the more I hope the measurements are wrong.

The funny thing is she wants me to be a monkey. I mean, c'mon woman, isn't it enough you named me after one???
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Chandler- ♥

You should try- to eat anything- once.		 
 
Barked: Wed Sep 20, '06 7:57pm PST 
Gibster- I love your webpage. You are clearly a high-tech pup with all your videos and picture frames on your sitesmile

I think that messing up measurements can be good or bad. What if she gets you your costume, some tight monkey unitard outfit, and even though it is too tiny because her measurements were wrong, she makes you wear it anyway?! Yikes! So for your sake, i hope she simply gets frustrated and gives up all together.

Separate note: i read in your diary that you went to this grand puppy fest of some sort- did you meet any like-minded pups while there? P.U.P.S. Unite could use some more representation in NY=)

Paws and Puppy licks,
Chandler
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Princess Nya- Cuddles

Just call me- Trouble
 
 
Barked: Wed Sep 20, '06 9:08pm PST 
It's war at my house! Three female humans battling to decide who gets to pick out my Halloween costume. Do I have any say? NO! So, what do they decide? They decided they can't agree, so they bought THREE stinkin' costumes for me. Three, I tell ya! My sister just had to humiliate me -- she chose a ducky costume. My girl chose an angel costume, and then I had to hear all their stupid comments about my costume being the opposite of my personality. Then my mom, the one person I THOUGHT I could trust, what did she do? She went out and bought a freakin' dinosaur costume. A scary dinosaur? Oh, no. A cute one, with fur, with spots, with plush horns.

I will get even, friends. It may take a while, but I will get even. The next time I get out, it's going to take more than them, the police department, and animal control to catch me. It's gonna take every cop and sherriff in the county to catch this pup.
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Jackie Poo,- NPC

I swear, I- didn't do it		 
 
Barked: Thu Sep 21, '06 5:34am PST 
Am I alone here???
I like my clothes. They make me look less like a Jackal and therefore score me more treats and attention.
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Princess Nya- Cuddles

Just call me- Trouble
 
 
Barked: Thu Sep 21, '06 1:18pm PST 
I don't mind the occasional t-shirt or sweater. A cute little dress, even. But a duck costume? A dinosaur? They need to get serious. These costumes are just not me!
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Louie

me too! MMMEEEE- TTTOOOOO!!!		 
 
Barked: Fri Sep 22, '06 8:36pm PST 
hey I need some help with a costume. I'm just not sure what to be....maybe gizmo or a wookie? several people have told me i look like both, i'm not sure if that is a compliment or an insult....
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