Alpha Canine Fraternity >

Group Thread Listing


Time to do some "hazing" (safely)

   
~¤~Snoopy~¤~

Beagles Wobble- But They Don't- Fall Down!		 
 
Barked: Wed Jun 28, '06 2:13pm PST 
Everydog, this is a bold mission. It is my priveledge to announce it because we can gather up all the pups and get them here.

Everydog it is your duty as an alpha male to go out and find others like us. But we don't ever do things quietly! Nooooo sir! We are DOGS! We bark! We're wild! We're somewhat untamed other than the hours of training our betas put into us. Hrmph. We were only entertianing them, we all know that's true. But we don't timidly walk up and ask to be friends with anyone. No!! WE TELL THEM! We go up and sniff - no questions asked! They may bite - they may lick - they may chew but we will prevail.

My mission is for you to go out there and bring pups in here - I would love everypup to bring in three alpha males of your choice. IF they accept, you must commence initiations. You must slobber all over their page like crazy. Humans would use toilet paper. WE GOT BONES!!!!! So if they accept, you need to really hit them hard and just smother their pages with bones! If you have a rosette to give, GREAT! The more you slobber on their pages the better. I mean hey, it's a fraternity not a country club!

Go on out there and do your duties males! (BTW, this entire post in entirely written in fun, I am not really bossing you around. It only adds to the fun to pretend.) NOW MOVE IT!

BOL!!!! Wooooofs!

Edited by author Wed Jun 28, '06 2:13pm PST
Pluto

CHEDDER- iz - beTTER		 
 
Barked: Sun Jul 2, '06 2:40pm PST 
bahahahahah hazing
my page | msg me | gift me | become pals