|Barked: Thu Aug 24, '06 9:22pm PST |
|Buska, Buska, Buska,
It is your cousins the puggers. We believe you are exaggerating when you say your food last 20 seconds. We say you inhale within 10 seconds then play "shark" hoping to get your muzzle into our food. That is not very polite when you have invited us over for dinner. Or worse, when we have invited you over for dinner. Perhaps if you were not such a large target the squirrel in the tree would not have pooped and pee'd on you as you laid on the patio this week. And another thing-- perhaps if you were not so food-minded your nose would be smaller and our 'da mom would not have rolled up the car window on your nose. Irving says you should do like he does-- lose your teeth (whoops, you have), and shed your fur to lose weight. Maxwell says, just stay out of his food!
Your loving Pug Cousins,
Irving and Maxwell
House of Pug
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