|Barked: Sat Mar 30, '13 5:21am PST |
|Dear Mr. Dead Rabbit,
I have been trying very hard to come up with an explanation for my bad behavior, and all I can come up with is that I must in fact be part Bengal tiger. I guess it is a classic case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. On the one hand is the sweet Basenji boy that you all know and love. And then out of the blue comes Richard Parker, the grumpy tiger. If it makes you feel better, you do not have to give my other personality, Richard Parker, a basket. But Patan deserves a Deluxe Meat Lover's basket with extra meat.
If you do wish to give Richard Parker a basket, he would like the same think I asked for, but in the XXL size.
Thank you, sir, for your consideration.
Your pal (who has never killed a bunny),
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