|Barked: Sat Mar 23, '13 5:39pm PST |
|To: Basenji Bratz
From: P.E. Deadworry Rabbit
Re: Easter Basket Orders
Hello again, pups!
As you know, now is the time to go online, download form XY7223TL, fill it out in triplicate, mail the original to Easter, Inc., keep a copy for yourself and send one copy to the IRS.
Yes, unfortunately, the IRS has decided to start taxing Easter Baskets. The good news is that they are only taxing chocolate, so us pups that can't have chocolate are very lucky.
Now, the same behavior rules as always apply. Make sure we know everything about yourself and your other pup friends. All behavioral appeals must be submitted in duplicate on form 62W2014 for review by The Committee.
Angel Pups, we have finally gotten the delivery bunny unions to agree to expand their delivery range, so you will be getting baskets, too. However, this means you are also subject to the behavior rules. God might sweep your bad language under the rug, but The Committee knows all! (Yes, we heard the rumors about Banners and Ellie!).
One week to go to Easter. Make sure to specify size, special requests, etc. We are introducing the new Super King Giganto basket for extraordinary good behavior.
Very Truly Yours,
P.E. Deadworry Rabbit
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