|Barked: Sun Aug 19, '12 10:11am PST |
|Kitywwa! No climbing twees fowe yew, missy!
GO FISH! humpf!
I dunt wike puppies...unwess dey awe FAWWWWWWWWWWW away fwom my papa. I NOT gonna shayowe him wif any stoopid ole cutie pie puppies! NO WAY!
Momma AWLWAYS thweatning to get a new puppy and I dunt wike dat kind of talk! WAT do dey need a new puppy fowe, anyway?
Puppies poop a WOT. And dey eat WOTS of food...my food, I bet. humpf!
And dey cwie! I need my beauty sleep.
And worse of awl...dey'd take my papa's attentions away fwom me.
My momma? Dey can HAB! She can FOO FOO dem AWL day long....
On da oddowe hand, maybe I SHUD wike puppies! My momma wud be SO busy Foo Foo'ing da puppies, dat she'd hab NO time to FOO FOO ME!
Ok..I changing my ansowe fwom "go fish"...to "TWUE"!
I WUV PUPPIES now! just WUVVVVV dem! Go get a million of dem, Momma!
*typist wonders: is that a GO FISH or a TRUE? answer??? *
Da NEXT postowe WUVS .....wromping in da SNOW!
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