Purple Squirrel - or Who Cares?

  
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Sophie

Did someone say - SQUIRREL???
 
 
Barked: Wed Feb 29, '12 3:37am PST 
It was more like fallin' off the bank the first time I ever learned about swimmin'. Dad was walking me along the river bank, and I went down to get a drink, not realizin' the bank dropped off to deep water. Dad told mom I went completely under, head and all, with my eyes still open. Scared the you know what outta me! Dad was glad he had me hooked up to a leash.
Willow

Queen of My- Domain
 
 
Barked: Wed Feb 29, '12 8:16am PST 
I didnt know there were purple squirrels!! Maybe its a test to see if they dye their fur purple they can hide in woods as Easter eggs, NOT
shock

LMDEO (Laughing My Doggie Ears Off)laugh out loud
JerryLee

Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.
 
 
Barked: Thu Mar 1, '12 5:55am PST 
Willow wave
Dey won't be hidin' fur long. Don't matter whut culler dey are 'cuse I'll sniff 'em out!

Sophie, dat wudda taked da wind outta my sails too! shock OMD! Self confeedence meter drops ta 0. Ma always called dem kinda inseadents life lessons.

Maddi

FAST DAWG!
 
 
Barked: Thu Mar 1, '12 8:21am PST 
Hi Willow! wave

I've walked in the water along rivers, lakes, and the ocean, and I know I've made those swimming motions we are famous for. I don't think I've ever been actually swimming and my poor memory-challenged typist can't remember. DUH. It would be a milestone, you would think. confused I know if it means being submersed in a tub, not for me.
JerryLee

Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.
 
 
Barked: Sat Mar 3, '12 6:29am PST 
I don't mind wadin' da creek if it'z in da pursoot uv advenchur but recreayshunul swimmin' iz nutz! I won't confirm dis but ma thinks I hadda lil' swim twice. Miz smarty pants thinks dis cuz she heared a big splash an' when I popped back out on da trail I wuz soaked frum head ta toe.
Maddi

FAST DAWG!
 
 
Barked: Sat Mar 3, '12 6:35am PST 
Well if I were you, JL, I would mark "swimming" off my bucket list. way to go
JerryLee

Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.
 
 
Barked: Sun Mar 4, '12 6:03am PST 
laugh out loud
Will do!

cents we're on da subject uv water...ever been caught in da rain?
Maddi

FAST DAWG!
 
 
Barked: Sun Mar 4, '12 6:20am PST 
This is what happens to me. I'm at the back slider. A squirrel is jumping from the tree to the feeder or fence. Mom lets me out - I run like a fool and realize I'M GETTING DRENCHED shock I then have to decide whether to continue squirrel pursuit or return to safety. thinking
JerryLee

Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.
 
 
Barked: Mon Mar 5, '12 6:21am PST 
Oh! Dat 'minds me, Harley's tryin' da "Rover don't care" tekneek wiff squirrels an' he just 'bout gots one yesterday evenin'! He lays down inna yard an' 'tends he don't care 'bout da squirrels. Dey gets bold an' careless. One wuz playin' 'round unner da cedar tree, den it goes to da oak, climbs da trunk a'ways an' shakes it'z tail a few times. H iz still makin' like he don't care. Den da squirrel goes out onna low limb alla way to da end. H don't care. Den it jumps down to da ground. H iz up an' on it like white on rice! I thinked fur shur he had 'em but da nut nabber made it to sum thick bushes.
Mad', give it a try...ya nefur know!
Maddi

FAST DAWG!
 
 
Barked: Mon Mar 5, '12 10:26am PST 
I don't know if I have the will power to act like nothing is going on when there is a tree rat in the vicinity. Let me think about this...wink
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