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The Barney Award for July 2011

Queen- of Naughty-

Barked: Fri Jul 1, '11 11:21am PST


	Post your July naughties here Happy 235th Birthday America Edited by author Fri Jul 1, '11 11:23am PST

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Angel Boy- Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie

Barked: Sun Jul 10, '11 6:48pm PST


	I have been Tellng mommy and granny I need to go outside even when I do nt need to go potty. Friday night I tried to chase a racoon that is twice as big as me while granny was on the other end of a leash. I wake them both up before 8 AM to get fed then later try to make them think I need to be fed again.Today mommy was not feeling good so I was eing a royal pain. Mommy tried to catch me to put me back on the bed so I ran and she almost fell off the bed. Adam Chewbacca King of Naughty

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Queen- of Naughty-

Barked: Wed Jul 13, '11 7:21pm PST


	This evening when mommy and I went for our walk we saw a mommy and her 2 daughters (1 was a baby that she carried and the other was about 5 years old) walking. Anyway, we were on the other side of the street when I started to do my crazy dance . The little girl decided to do her "crazy dance" too . Well, she crazy danced herself right into a cactus and cried and cried and cried .

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Queen- of Naughty-

Barked: Mon Jul 18, '11 8:02pm PST


	Yesterday evening mommy and me were out for our evening walk when we saw my poodle boyfriend . He was jogging with a family member that mommy and me did not know . Anyway, when he saw me he tried to do my crazy dance (after seeing me do it). Well he wasn't very good and he tripped the family member who then fell on top of him . He cried and when they got up he limped for a while until he was able to put pressure back on his rear leg. I'm beginning to think that there should be a warning attached to my crazy dance.

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Angel Boy- Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie

Barked: Tue Jul 19, '11 2:55pm PST


	Yes Hope our dances should come with warnings Not only for other dogs and humans but anything they find value in. Mommy has two quilts and one has matching pillow shams. I have dance holes in one sham and two quilts. I alsmo tripped granny one day and she almost dropped something hot. a couple of nights ago I was in her way in the kitchen under her feet. She stepped back and almost stepped on me then she spilled hot food on mommy as she was tryingto give it to her so mommy said let me take that and you give the dog his bowl. How rude of her calling me a DOG that should be a dirty word. Last night mommy said she was going to send me to the Whitehouse to get Congress and the Senate to apporve the increase for the debt problems if they do not send her SSDI check on the 3rd. This was after I made her choke and cough with an SBD that made her eyes water. I have water the baseboards so much that the paint is peeling off now but mommy said it was my stinkies doing it. Oh last night it got so bad mommy turned me around so the covers would filter them. Adam Chewbacca Master Farter and King Of Naughty

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born to be wild

Barked: Wed Jul 20, '11 3:15pm PST


	Well with this heat we have been in the house more which mommy says is not a good thing.Just because I left a yellow river in her path.Then I did several stink bombs that about choked me to death so I can only guess what it did for mommy.Then I stole some vanilla ice cream.

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Queen- of Naughty-

Barked: Thu Jul 21, '11 11:43am PST


	For the past few days I have been testing the concepts in physics that states "for every action there is an equal but opposite reaction When we walk, mommy makes sure I am wearing my "no pull" harness. I know that when I try to pull mommy I cannot, so I decided to see if mommy could pull me . For my first test, I sat my big bottom down on a "level" section of the street and it took mommy a while to get me up and walking For my second test, I sat my big bottom down on a "downhill" section of the street, but it took mommy less time to get me up and walking For my last test, I sat my big bottom down on an "uphill" section of the street, and to my surprise, it took mommy much longer to get me up and walking Conclusion - From now on I am going to sit down on all of the "uphill" sections of the neighborhood during our walk . Oh, and since I am smarter than the average bear, I am going to pull mommy when we are going "downhill" BOL

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born to be wild

Barked: Fri Jul 29, '11 7:46am PST


	Well it is still super hot mommy wont let us stay out too long so no barking at the cats boo mommy.hehehe I have been trying to be naughty but this heat saps your energy and another week coming I want snow.I jumped on the bed in the middle of the night just to make sure mom was still there.Then I took the bag of chips of the coffee table.I did share.

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Angel Boy- Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie

Barked: Sun Jul 31, '11 9:39pm PST


	I have spent this past weekend trying to knock the top quilt off on the floor as well as starting out by leaving yellow rivers in different places in the bedroom and bathroom. I think mommy has eyes in the back of her head cayse she catches that old quilt before it hits the floor. On also doing more pillow fluffing but she has to redo them before going to bed. Adam Chewbacca

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