The Barney Award for June 2011

  
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Ellie Mae

born to run!
 
 
Barked: Fri Jun 24, '11 4:43pm PST 
I been naughty. I growled at a puppy who was annoying. I also chased million cats and some squirrels and really hurt mom. I barked several trees. I hid under the bed and then did a toot. Not SILENT but deadly. I tried to blame it on Sienna. laugh out loud
Sienna, NPC,- CGC

Adopt a homeless- dog
 
 
Barked: Fri Jun 24, '11 4:46pm PST 
Ellie thinks she's naughty but I'm worse. When mom and dad went away I was the brat of dog camp. I never listened to the man in charge when he said to come in. I was a diva and wanted special treatment the whole time.

Now that I'm home I've been up to no good. Mom had some tampax in her suitcase and I decided to eat them. They are not as tasty without blood but still decent. I also got into the trash daily. Last night mom got really upset because all the clean laundry was in the basket and when she woke up it was spread all over the room. I blamed it on the cat but let's face it, he's not capable of that level of naughtiness (although he has been naughty in his own way lately).

For the theme of the month, I have been tooting like wild! shock Mom has been eating lots of broccoli and I get the stems and I love them but they sure do make the bed stinky at night! laugh out loud
Sienna, NPC,- CGC

Adopt a homeless- dog
 
 
Barked: Fri Jun 24, '11 4:54pm PST 
Forgot to say one more thing....I nipped at dad when mom got out that clipper thing. That thing is SCARY!!eek Whoever uses it deserves a nip.

Adam and Brandy you sure have been messing with the weather. We have a thunderstorm here and it's stinky air. All your fault! naughty Right? hi5

Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Sun Jun 26, '11 6:44pm PST 
that is right.I ran mom and dad out of the bedroom last night.They had to febreze it.then I got stuck in the puppy pen so they could sleep.how rude.But I made up for it I had the whole house stinking.hehehe Then I was stealing watermelon mmmmmmmmmmm so good but not has good as popcorn.
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Tue Jun 28, '11 2:54pm PST 
Hey you girls do not know naughty. try having mommy and granny right in the same room with you and peeing a yellow lake close to where the plugin thingy is for the laptop. Mommy could not get across the lake without slipping so while granny cleaned it up she ended up peeing her adult diaper. Sorry for the stinky storms but in my defencse I have had help from a couple of old women (mommy and granny). Just making sure I have lots of amo to fight back with. Oh and if you think broccoli is good for smelly farts try cauliflower it really makes an airomatic fragrance. I walked right up to the edge of the bed while mommy was on the computer and let a really bad SBD then when granny came in I did a loud fart then ran away from it so mommy and granny got a good wiff. Granny blamed it on mommy till mommy told her it was me. As for the weather don't forget it all starts out west where Hope is in California so she needs to fess up to adding her fragrance to the mix.
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Adam Chewbacca King Of Naughty
Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Tue Jun 28, '11 7:37pm PST 
wave every pup.

Adam you're right, it started (or farted laugh out loud) with me.

Mommy is still unemployed and looking for work, so when she starts to fall asleep in the chair during the day watching TV, I silently fart right by her face, and she wakes up big grin.

I'm also extra naughty; running around the house and sneaking into the trash when mommy goes to the bathroom hamster dance. Mommy puts me in my crate when I'm naughty, so I let loose again; and when mommy lets me out of my crate, she gets a big whiff of me wink.

Lastly, when we are in bed at night, I will toot my horn in front of mommy's face, jump off the bed, and only get back in bed when the smell is gone naughty.

Happy Farters Month to all happy dance
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Thu Jun 30, '11 4:58pm PST 
heall want some good amo for the gas wars beg your moms for some cauliflower. That makes a lovely stinky fart. What helps is now I am back on home cooking so I beg granny for the good foods so I can toss the stink bombs. Granny and mommy had to leave for a while today so I tried to water the wee wee pad but missed. then went to an different one and let a small log on it. Moved up from tootsie rolls to logs now more fun as well as the spread the stink around morfe.
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Adam Chewbacca
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