The Barney Award for June 2011

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Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-

Barked: Wed Jun 1, '11 11:03am PST


	Post your June naughties here Since Farter's Day is in June extra naughty points if your naughty involves farts

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Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie

Barked: Wed Jun 1, '11 1:10pm PST


	Was not watching the clock last night but think it was after midnight so this counts. I was not the only one mommy and I had a fart war and ran poor granny out. Don't we make a good team? Yesterday granny had to clean my poopy booty after I went outside I desided to bring part of it back in in my hair around my booty. I keep soaking my diaper each morning then granny has to wash it so I remark it the next morning. I do not have a father or Grandpa but I also belched last night arter dinner and woke mommy up during the news. Early this morning when mommy was waiting to take her meds she was crombing some tangles and one pulled so I snapped at the comb. Adam Chewbacca

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Sienna, NPC,- CGC

Adopt a homeless- dog

Barked: Wed Jun 8, '11 12:25pm PST


	Mom says the bedroom is like a frat house. Me, Ellie, and Foucault (the cat, who wishes he was in the NPC) hang out up there most of the time. It's our lair! But I take most of the credit for the frat-houseness of it. Naughty moves: 1) stinking up the air with my er...gassiness 2) ripping up all my toys and getting fluff all over the room 3) every other day going through the trash and chewing stuff up and putting trash all over the room 4) making nests of dirty laundry and extra blankets that are supposed to be clean 5) taking all the blankets off the bed and putting them into a ball on the floor 6) leaving toys on dad's pillow That's just the bedroom. I hope I can get some naughties in the rest of the house this month. Oh yeah, me and Ellie have been eating the kitty food. Probably what is causing #1

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Ellie Mae

born to run!

Barked: Wed Jun 8, '11 12:29pm PST


	Ok I will try to fart more. It's easy to blame on Sienna but mom knows it's sometimes me. It has been a rough few weeks because my favorite cat to chase moved away. The new neighbors have an indoor cat. Boo! I still try to act like I'm chasing it up the stairs after my walk. Me and Sienna have been eating the cat food, mostly me though. Mom and Dad never yell my name sternly but they do when I do that. They don't know I have a deal worked out with the cat that it's ok.

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Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie

Barked: Sun Jun 12, '11 12:39pm PST


	Oh boy I am doing good right now. Mommy and granny is so upset with em but they should not talk about me. A couple of days ago mommy was telling granny the difference between my hurt knee jump and my fart jump. Right on cue as soon as she finished the details of the fart jump I farted and jumped off the bed to get away from it. This started a MAJOR Fart War between me , mommy and granny. Sienna and Ellie Mae between yall, me and Brandy Lyn I think we might be causeing some the bad weather around here. This morning I really messed up and soaked my diaper so much it got mom's bed wet as well. she moved her hand right on top of where it was wet so it woke her up. GRRRRRRRRRRRR and Friday I left granny some tootsey rools but mommy had an obsticle course to get to her potty and ended up peeing her diaper. Adam Chewbacca

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Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie

Barked: Sun Jun 12, '11 2:02pm PST


	UTOH I got in trouble again big time. Hey just cause wes had company is no reason to behave. It was just the cousins from the Houston Texas area so why did I have to behave. I barked almost the whole time they were here, I watched Brady most of the time just cause he is a man and I do not trust men family or not. I showed them how I can do the Booty scoot across the living room floor. granny and mommy both fussed at me. granny picked me up and washed my booty and mommy said she was going to empty my glands if I di not stop. How RUUUUUUDE and embrassing could they be in front of mommys favorite cousin Melissa I mean now I can not make her think I am a sweet little angle boy cuase mommy let her know how naughty I can be. Adam Chewbacca

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Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-

Barked: Mon Jun 13, '11 1:28pm PST


	:n : Friday afternoon mommy took me to my doctor for my annual well dog examination . I was a nut in the waiting room and did not listen to mommy . Finally when my name was called, we walked into a tiny room . Soon my doctor came in. He started the exam by taking my temperature, I was having no part of that. Do you want to have a stick up your bottom ? Anyway mommy had to calm me down before he could take it. Then he listened to me heart and lungs, looked in my ears and checked my eyes, checked my skin and coat, weighed me, and told mommy I am very healthy . Oh, he did say one of my back molars is chipped . Anyway I was a naughty little wiggle worm the whole time. Mommy got more of my hormones and home we went. :n :

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Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie

Barked: Wed Jun 15, '11 5:47pm PST


	Just wanted to warn everyone here to close the windows. Mommy got me some stupid ole doggy booties so I am doing paybacks. I have been farting for about 10 minutes now. Poor mommy can barely see tot ype this and forget breathing. That will teach her to put that sissy stuff on me. Oh and if any of the Texas members notice a thick green cloud over Central Tecas that was me. Adam Chewbacca

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Brandy Lynn

born to be wild

Barked: Thu Jun 16, '11 9:00am PST


	Adam I thought I seen it coming into Mo.hehehe Well I did it last night I got up and decided that I was going to leave the biggest mess I could I left tootsie rolls and some liquid form and peed mom and dad had to take up the area rug and throw it out.Then I got caught getting into the trash thanks to all of you trash hunters I thought I would try it oh it was so fun.

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Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie

Barked: Mon Jun 20, '11 1:05pm PST


	Sorry guys mommy thought she would give me spring haircut so yes I paid her for it with a weekend full of SBDs. That green cloud over Central Texas has not expanded further north. Yes Brandy Lynn it is now covering most of the Central US area. This morning while mommy was trying to sleep I snuck across the hall to the office room and left granny some tootsie rolls. Mommy asked why when I had an open gate to go tell granny I had to go. Hey they did say they needed a sample for the Vet tomorrow. Adam Chewbacca

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