The Barney Award for April 2011

  
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Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Fri Apr 1, '11 11:06am PST 
wave Hi Pup Pals wave,

Post your good deeds here...

Extra points for listening to your mommy and/or daddy, making all peepes and doodies outside (100% of the time), not stealing food, not chasing other animals and/or people, not nibbling the mommy and/or daddy, not pulling or making the mommy and/or daddy drag you during your walks, not running away, not barking unless there is a real problem and quieting when the mommy and/or daddy tells you too, etc. Now get GOOD pups!


Love,

Hope, NPC
Queen of Naughty


APRIL FOOLS! big laugh
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Fri Apr 1, '11 4:02pm PST 
Oh Boy I am such a good boy with April Fools Day. Mommy and granny were getting ready to leave for a while. Well the gate was opened so I free run of the house cause they could not keep me in my room. I slipped across the hall but made mommy think I went to the Kitchen. While granny went to the Kittchen to find me I went back in my room and watered the closet door leaving a big yellow river and lake for them. My April Fools Joke This year was that I was not where they thought I was and they fell for it big time. Boy was granny mad for both the joke and the naughty deed. I showed her what happens when syhe yells at me while they were gone I left lots of lakes and rivers for them as well as a few tootsie rolls. granny and mommy both said my joke was going to get me in major trouble if I did not stop so now they are both mad. I am the new April Fools Master around here the student surpassed the trainer this year.
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Adam Chewbacca April fools Prankster and King Of Naughty
PS Those Bark off things they sell on TV DO NOT WORK. Yep I proved them wrong cause granny and mommy found one at Wal Mart and I showed them it does not work.
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Edited by author Fri Apr 1, '11 4:05pm PST

Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Sat Apr 2, '11 1:05pm PST 
Oh no mommy is not feeling good at all today so I did not get my alone time with granny. I paid both of them back for it by leaving a big Yellow river so mommy could not get to her potty room.
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Adam Chewbacca

Sienna, NPC,- CGC

Adopt a homeless- dog
 
 
Barked: Sat Apr 2, '11 1:33pm PST 
I am bringing in the new month with a ruckus! Yesterday I got into the litter box and knocked open the garbage and threw the trash all around. happy dance
Not even fooling!
Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Sun Apr 3, '11 4:28pm PST 
Yesterday mommy took me to my doctor for my yearly vaccinations. I was very naughty in the wating room & tried to sneak out. A little while passed & the vet tech took me to the back room & when she was giving me a shot, I made peepee on the floor & on my leash way to go. Oh, I weighed 63.7 lbs. Mommy had to wash my leash. naughty

Seven years ago today, mommy, grandma (now in heaven cry), Bubba (also in heaven cry) & me became a family. hamster dance
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Sun Apr 10, '11 4:13pm PST 
I am being something called a Holy Terror cause mommy does not feel good. It all started Thursday when mommy and granny had to go get me some of my Blue Buffalo doggy food the kind for seniors with chicken and all natural stuff in it. After having a Drs appointment then going to Wal Mart mommy was hurting really bad when they got home. She always has to stop halfway so granny opened my safety gate. Yep I refused to listen to granny so mommy had to order me to go outside. Needless to say I had left a huge yellow lake in the dressing area. After they got settled and mommy was eating dinner and ignoring meshock how RUUUUUUUDE I went right behind mommy's computer chair and left a huge yellow lake under the chair. When mommy turned around to give granny the dirty dishes she put her right foot right in the middle of it. She looked right at little ole me and said NO WOOFIE WOOFS TONIGHT !!!!!!!!! granny came to see what the problems was and she said I would be weariung the stupid ole diaper 24/7. hey my excuse is I am little so what is mommys excuse for wetting her pants and needing a diaper. Is there something magic about turning 53 for humans? Oh almsot forgot last night since mommy stayed home from her volunteer job again I had the entire day with her so when it was dinner time I tried to take her food offtheplate that was on a tray. After she finshed I got even with her for not sharing with me and shared some major gas attacks with her. Last night when she tried to get back in bed I layed down on her side of the bed and would not move so mommy almost fell trying to not sit on me. She reached behind her and moved me over to the other side and ordered me to stay.
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Adam Chewbacca

Edited by author Sun Apr 10, '11 4:22pm PST

Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Mon Apr 18, '11 6:19pm PST 
well I think I out did myself.Mom was making dinner tonite and I weaved in between her legs and she dropped the mac and cheese and almost the meatloaf.I did help clean up the mess.Then mom had to give me a bath because some of the mac and cheese fell on me and I had it in my fur and I jumped out of the sink.Ran around the house and then I got into the freezer to see what I could get into.I have been busy.
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Mon Apr 18, '11 9:10pm PST 
Hey I was actually a good doggy today cause I knew how tired mommy was. She had a rough day and night due to a major wildfire 30 miles away. She had a sore throat as well as coughing really bad last night. Today she wanted to lay down and nap so instead of waking her to take me outside I left her a yellow lake in the dressing area. She keeps saying we need rain to wash the polution out of the air. Oh I have been using her pillows now the ones with the shams on them to do my rain dance and tore a big hole in one of them.
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Adam Chewbacca
Sienna, NPC,- CGC

Adopt a homeless- dog
 
 
Barked: Tue Apr 26, '11 6:51pm PST 
Even though I haven't posted much I have been doing some naughties! About every other day I get into the bathroom trash and try to eat dad's dental floss. laugh out loud

Today I was especially naughty. Mom let me off leash at the park even though some kids were playing soccer. She thought I might just stick to the area where the kids weren't. But nope I ran right into the soccer game and stopped the whole thing. Then I pooped near it. Then I got away from mom again and sniffed all the kids backpacks and stuff. They yelled at me. I was so defiant about going back to the car too. big grin Mom says I'm not allowed back to the park but we all know that won't last...
Ellie Mae

born to run!
 
 
Barked: Tue Apr 26, '11 7:17pm PST 
Mom says I've been a really GOOD girl. Sorry . red face There haven't been many squirrels to chase so I don't know how else to be naughty. Maybe you can giv eme some tips.

I have been barking at strangers if they come to the door but mom says "that's ok." shrug

What can I do to be naughtier???
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