The Barney Award for March 2011

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Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Tue Mar 1, '11 10:59am PST 
Spring is in the air kissing
Naughty pups are everywhere naughty

Post your march naughties here way to go

Extra bonus this month - if your naughty includes something green or Irish, you automatically become a member of the famous O'Naughty clan big laugh
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Sun Mar 6, '11 8:00pm PST 
Mommy thought she was being smart by having granny take me out during the night then putting the ole diaper on me. I found if I hold back a little I can still soak through the diaper and leave yellow rivers. granny though she left me sleeping on the floor yesterday when she left to go get mommy from where she voluteers. I fooled her and went in mommys room and left her another yellow river then to not get scolded when they first got home I jumped on the sofa and slept till they got home. Today not only did I try to trip granny I also tripped mommy and almost made her fall. That is what she gets for trying to hold me when granny is around. I am also eating grass and bringing my leaf collections again plus now I am finding long green things that have stickers on the so they stick to my booty then deposit them on my steps. I also beg to go outside more during the day so I can lay in the grass and sunbathe making granny have to come get me.
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Adam Chewbacca

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Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Mon Mar 7, '11 12:43pm PST 
Well it has been so warm here in the last week that mom took just me to the park well lets just say this I am grounded from the park for awhile.I wanted a drink and mom let me get one there was this other puppy down there on the other side of the creek and I pulled mom in the water she was mad.Then when we got home she fixed herself some popcorn mmmmmmmmmm so I really was in trouble.Then yesterday I found this long green thing it wriggled so I thought I should bring it in to mom.Mom said @#####$$$$%%%%!!!!! it was a garden snake it is an animal mom come on.

Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Mon Mar 7, '11 7:18pm PST 
Hi Brandy and Adam wave

Brandy, a green (snake) naughty makes you an official O'Naughty - Congrats way to go

The closest I've come to a green naughty is grabbing grass when we walk thinking

Today, mommy left a pile of newspaper on the floor and I dove in - chewing them to bits snoopy. Also, I've chewed lots of new holes in the new (also yummy) dish towel. Lastly, when mommy tries to put my in my crate for a timeout cry after my naughties, I run around the house (under chairs and tables, over the couch and reclinder), and will not let mommy catch me hamster dance
Ellie Mae

born to run!
 
 
Barked: Thu Mar 10, '11 5:49pm PST 
let's see, I've been up to some naughties:

I peed when dad was combing me with something called a Furminator. I was scared.

I woofed at the plumber a lot the other day and one today too. Stay out!

I chased 5 cats on a walk yesterday including my neighbor's cat Guster who I chased into the garage. Mom had to wrap the leash around a tree to keep my from them.

I keep eating Sienna's breakfast for her. i don't think she minds. Right Sienna?
Sienna, NPC,- CGC

Adopt a homeless- dog
 
 
Barked: Thu Mar 10, '11 5:52pm PST 
Did I mention I stole a whole bunch of hazelnuts off the counter? Or was that last month. I am getting a little old.

Green naughties, hmmm, well I have been eating alot of broccoli but it's allowed. It does make for some stinky toots out the behind!

I have been eating Ellie's dinner sometimes. But only because she eats my breakfast. We have a system.

I made a huge mess with my new toys mom ordered for me. They were supposed to last more than one day but I ruined them in one. laugh out loud
Ellie Mae

born to run!
 
 
Barked: Fri Mar 11, '11 7:34pm PST 
Tricky me! Today Dad gave me a walk in the morning but when mom woke up I tried to trick her into another one. I made stink bombs so she'd think I needed to go again. TRICK! I just wanted to chase the cat outside. The same one I corned the other day.

When mom tried to put up the baby gate so I'd stay downstairs and not hide, I bolted and ran so fast that she couldn't put it up. I'm like lightening when i run. dancing I may have tricked her but she can't trick me. Even with those yummy new dog cookies she got.
Ellie Mae

born to run!
 
 
Barked: Sat Mar 12, '11 12:35am PST 
I'm on a real naughty streak. Although it hasn't involved anything green yet.

Tonight I was getting some popcorn samples with Sienna. Mom got up to get a drink and then I jumped up onto the couch and dived into the popcorn bowl. Then mom yelled and I ran away. Dad got pretty mad! shock
Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Sun Mar 13, '11 10:26am PST 
well I have been up to no good.Tuesday mom took us all to the park and again I get into trouble because I pull mom into the water because someone was talking so mom was not paying attention gotcha mom.Then mom decided to give us baths Weds. and I jumped out and ran around the house with soap and suds going everywhere.Then I cleared the room the other day mom put air freshener in there and we finally were able to go back in.Stole some pizza mmmmmmmm.I have been busy.
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Sun Mar 13, '11 3:13pm PST 
This last week I have been trying to keep mommy from crying all the time after one of her cousins by marriage died after a major motor cycle accident. All this taking care of mommy stresses me out sometimes so I have been eating my greens this past week to settle my tummy. Mommy and granny said grass does not count as greens but hey I want to know why. Mommy drinks herb tea made from lemon grass so what is is the diff?thinking thinking thinking thinking Oh also I have been soaking my diaper almost daily so granny has to wash it and put it outside to dry.
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adam Chewbacca
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