 Barked: Wed Feb 23, '11 11:52pm PST |
 | |  | | I have been licking the covers on mommys bed lately so one day she got so upset that she swatted my little booty. Well I shwed her I turned around and snapped at her hand that she used to swat me. I am leaving mommy tootsie roll prezzies daily cause when I get taken outside at night I have to go on the leash. Mommy said it is cause I am little and there are Owls close by who are nesting and looking for little animals to feed their young. goodness here I thought I was too big at 8 pounds to get picked up by and owl but they said on the news one got a 15 pound doggy. I got to tell yall something funny about mommy. Saturday she was doing her volunteer work at the local library. This guy named Roger was sposed to do all the books with holds so after mommy checked in two he got one and told mommy it was her turn. Mommy leaned forward in her wheelchair and ripped two loud farts right at the circulation desk. Roger left and did the hold books and did not ask mommy to do another. I gots a feeling he did not like her answer. Mommy has been doing lots of those lately so when she gets a good one I turn my booty to her and cut a big SBD right under her nose. Yep we are dropping lots of stink bombs and having a stink war here in Central Texas. The it had been humid and cloudy so yesterday morning I soaked my diaper. Well thanks to the weather it did not get dry in time so mommy said I gots to sleep with the leash on.
PFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST woopsie sorry naughty pupsters just hide under the covers till that passes.
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