The Barney Award for February 2011

  
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Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Tue Feb 1, '11 12:47pm PST 
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm a naughty pup,
and so are YOU!

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naughty Post your February naughties here. naughty
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Thu Feb 3, '11 12:35am PST 
Beans Beans The Musical Fruit
The More Eat The More You Toot
Nope I do not get beans but I have been keeping up with mommy and granny on tootin. For two nights now it has been been in the low 20s or teens here. I will not relax till mommy takes her medication and comes to bed. Yesterday our neighbor came over while mommy was trying to take a nap and I tried to jump off the bed to go say high. Well mommy woke up and grabbed my harness so I had to stay put. As soon as Yallisa left I ran in the living room barking and growling making mommy get up to get control of me again. I also tried to knock the covers off again but this time mommy caught me and made me stop. Mommy is too smart and thinks she is the Alpha Dog here but I got news for her I rule this house and allow her and granny to live here to care for me. To top things off mommy has been making me sleep in a darn male doggy wrap otherwise known as a male diaper. This morning early I soaked it so I would not have to wear it all night. when mommy tried to use a baby wipe on me I wiggled and scratched her arm.
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adam Chewbacca King Of Naughty

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Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Sun Feb 13, '11 1:12am PST 
OMD I was very naughty yesterday. Mommy went back to her voluntere job at the local library. She was gone for for 5 hours. well granny left shortly before 2PM to go bring mommy home. I was alseep on the sofa or so she thought. I waited till granny was out the door then got up and went in the dressing areay of mommys bathroom. I first peeed infromt of the coset door then went to the trash can so all the yellow rivers would run together. Mommy got home and laid down for a while cause she was so tired. Just befor she was ready to at dinner she went in to the human potty past were i went potty and almost slipped down in the huge yellow river I left. I told mommy she could not go out and have fun without me but she would not listen to me. Her training time is starting again. Now I am keeping her up late again.
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Adam Chewbacca king Of Naughty

Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Sun Feb 13, '11 4:57pm PST 
wave Adam - Will you be my Valentine? kissing

Mommy gives me a full body massage every evening cloud 9 to calm me: and for the past few days when mommy massages my toes, I've kicked her in her face - yes I'm ticklish snoopy

Oh, also when we are in bed at night, I've launched lots of silent but deadly stink bombs happy dance. Now mommy calls me her naughty little stinkleweed cookie monster naughty
Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Mon Feb 14, '11 10:40am PST 
Well I have been so busy.I have kicked mom,bit her and I have also been leaving prezzies all over.then sunday mom cooked alot of food so I made sure it was good hehe.
Sienna, NPC,- CGC

Adopt a homeless- dog
 
 
Barked: Wed Feb 16, '11 1:57pm PST 
Hope I've been doing lots of stinkbombs too! dancing

I've been pretty bad the last week with growling in the night to either go out or come back on the bed after I've jumped off. It's driving my parents crazy.

I also just got into the litter box and half a bag of hazelnuts that were on the counter. Just in the 15 minutes mom was walking Ellie. Next time bring me, mom! puppy
Ellie Mae

born to run!
 
 
Barked: Wed Feb 16, '11 1:58pm PST 
I've been a good girl for the most part. Other than getting really hyper before walks and scratching the door. Mom says the landlady won't like that. I also didn't pee on the walk for dad so he had to stay out in the pouring rain for quite awhile. big grin I don't mind the rain. shrug
Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Wed Feb 16, '11 7:13pm PST 
wave Hi Brandy, Sienna, & Ellie Mae wave

We all are very naughty girls naughty

Like you Ellie Mae, I make mommy walk me in the rain for a long time before going to the bathroom. I don't really like water (especially when it gets in my ears), but I like getting mommy all wet hamster dance

Sienna, I've never tried kitty doodie and/or any kind of nuts, so the next time you counter & litter box surf, send a few my way way to go
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Thu Feb 17, '11 10:05pm PST 
Sorry Hope I can not be your valentine cause my Sweet Foxie Roxie might get upset nut I can be your partner in crime. I have spent the whole week now waking mommy and granny up before 8 and some days before 6 so they are both using the CRATE threat with me. shock thinking Oh now mommy has granny check the path between the gate and her potty room before going in there. Only one day she had to go so bad she tried to step over it abd almost fell so while she cleaned he feet granny cleaned my Yellow Lake.
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Adam Chewbacca King Of Naughty
Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Sun Feb 20, '11 11:18am PST 
well last night mom made popcorn and forgot that I was on the couch so she put it on the couch to go get something to drink.I had to taste test it she was not happy.Then mom made us homemade treats and I growled at everyone because I the best doggie in the house I should not have to share.It was really warm Friday so mom took us all to the park and I pulled until she had to step in the creek hehehehe.Then dad was eating chips earlier today and I got into the bag.Just trying to help.
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