The Barney Award for January 2011

  
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Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Sat Jan 1, '11 2:02pm PST 
Post your January New Year's Naughties here party party
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Sat Jan 1, '11 11:26pm PST 
Oh boy I really made mommy and granny mad yesterday. they gave me of the yummy new Years Day food a little cornbread witrh the black eye peas and ham they also had some glazed carrots and spinage. Well I ater everything but the spinage so for the greens granny gave me some more of my english peas. Mommy wanted me to try the spinage so she took a small bite out of the bowl so I took it and spit it out on the floor. then I went in the kitchen to beg for something else. Granny grabbed the fly swatter and said if I did not stay out she would use it on my booty. I also would not stay in my room before time to eat so mommy closed the gate so I could not get out. I also woke mommy up and granny up early even though mommy stayed awake till all of the US had hit the New Year in a chat. I refused to tell granny happy New Year since last year she did not the way I did it. hey at least a growl is saying I know she was there. I also watered down the towel they left down for me so granny had to get a clean one for tonight.
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Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Mon Jan 3, '11 1:24am PST 
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Well yesterday I got a new nickname it is Houdini what ever that means. Mommy and granny said I scared the living SH It out of both of them. First I woke mommy up after only 4 hours of sleep then afte 5 hours I found a way to move the gate and ge into the dressing area of the human potty room. I just forgot how to get out so I pushed on the gate and sent it crashing to the floor. Mommy yelled something really bad and granny came running to make sure mommy was not hurt. Nope I just scared the hell out of her and woke her from a sound sleep.
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Adam Chewbacca King Of Naughty Houdini

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Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Mon Jan 3, '11 6:05pm PST 
UTOH mommy and granny gave me more room to play while they were gone today. I thought it ment I could have more freedom and could choose where to leave the yellow rivers. i actually left a yellow lake infront of beside and under the jewelery case. Now mommy is talking about shutting me up somehow in the dressing area where I got stuck the other night when they are gone.shock shock shock shock granny wants me in a bellyband but mommy said I might get hurt so till she can find me some smaller ones no bellyband for now.
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Adam Chewbacca King Of Naughty
Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Wed Jan 5, '11 7:30pm PST 
wave Well, I have finally found the way to make mommy lose her balance (100% of the time) when we walk way to go

Since, I am a very giving naughty girl, I am going to share this secret with each and every naughty pup in the NPC snoopy

shh When walking with mommy, I slow up and then quickly get behind her; because, mommy holds the leash in both hands, she does not know how to get me back along side of her, so when she pulls me (from behind her), I just move to the opposite side (still in back of mommy) and mommy loses her balance happy dance
Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Thu Jan 6, '11 10:18am PST 
Well I could have been so free and clear yesterday.I stole moms party mix it is so good but my new sister barked to get moms attention how rude.then I had some yellow rivers and then tried to bite my sister and got spanked.
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Sat Jan 8, '11 2:23pm PST 
Granny was so trusting yesterday and left my gate open. While mommy was making some important phone calls I went to stay in the living room with granny. The yard man came to the door so I thought I would say hello to him. I barked so much and granny could not get me to stop so mommy had to hang up the phone before finding out how to get all of a bad program off her computer. Last night everytime mommy turned over I got so close to her that she could not move. This made her have to use her left hand to move me so today she is not able to use it for much of anything. Also for the past three days I keep going out to the very back of the yard in the corner with all the sticker burs. This makes my paws, belly and booty hurt so mommy has to use her hands that hurt so much to comb all the stickers out of me. If she pulls too hard I snap at her but she is too fast so all I get in is a few licks before her hands are moved.
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Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Tue Jan 11, '11 12:23pm PST 
mommy gets the naughty award she was sick yestered and threw up on me twice ut and dad gave me 2 baths.but I got even I drank moms broth then I ate moms toast mmmm so good.Then I sed dads shoe for the bathroom it is cold outside.
Ellie Mae

born to run!
 
 
Barked: Tue Jan 11, '11 6:32pm PST 
Mom just yelled "Ellie!" at me a few times because I've been sneaking my kitty brothers food and my sister Sienna's food. I am extra hungry because of my medicine. Sienna really growled at me when I tried to steal hers so I think that counts as HER naughty.
Sienna, NPC,- CGC

Adopt a homeless- dog
 
 
Barked: Tue Jan 11, '11 6:34pm PST 
I've been up to my usual naughties like getting into the trash and litter box whenever mom and dad go away. I love it when there is some blood in the trash. laugh out loud

I growled pretty mean at Ellie when she tried to steal my food. Usually I just let her do it but I was meaner this time. I'm a grouchy old lady.

Oh also I gave mom mange! (well but Ellie gave it to me first)dog
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