Calling in the reinforcements

  
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Sophie

Did someone say - SQUIRREL???
 
 
Barked: Sat Dec 18, '10 10:39am PST 
I need help. All interested in squirrel elimination please report to my yard stat. I just got a piece of my nose bit off! shock OUCH. That's the 2nd time this fall. I can not tolerate this kind of treatment. Free meals included.
JerryLee

Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.
 
 
Barked: Sat Dec 18, '10 12:16pm PST 
eek...SOPHIE!!! hughughug
You don't gots ta feed me...we'll be eatin' squirrel shish key bobs befur dark!! Dis means WAR! No more Mr' Nice Guy...if we can't do it bare pawed I gots a shotgun an' a chainsaw an' a flame thrower AND...
~~squints eyes and rumbles a sinister growl~~ POISON NUTS!!!
JerryLee

Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.
 
 
Barked: Sat Dec 18, '10 12:47pm PST 
bump

Gots ta keep dis front an' center ta rally da troops!

Maddi

FAST DAWG!
 
 
Barked: Sat Dec 18, '10 4:21pm PST 
Why are they biting you like this all the sudden? Or are you just hunting more? But, you bet, I'll be on the "next thing smokin" to come up there and we'll all put an end to this nonsense. FASTDAWG FOREVER. snoopy
JerryLee

Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.
 
 
Barked: Sun Dec 19, '10 8:14am PST 
shh...could be a strain of mutant zombie squirrels! eek
Or, Soph' might be needin'...glasses! shock
Maddi

FAST DAWG!
 
 
Barked: Sun Dec 19, '10 8:17am PST 
Remember the cure to zombie coonism? MOONSHINE. Get to that still posthaste, Dog With No Name! snoopy
JerryLee

Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.
 
 
Barked: Sun Dec 19, '10 8:22am PST 
~~gathers up the ol' brown glass clorox jugs an' high tails it to da creek~~
snoopy...he ran thru da briars an' he ran thru da brambles an' he ran thru da bushes where a rabbit could't go...snoopy
Maddi

FAST DAWG!
 
 
Barked: Sun Dec 19, '10 8:33am PST 
Don't go to the Gulf of Mexico, JL, we gotta get to Illinois with the product!
☮- Buster- ☮

Handsome Devil!
 
 
Barked: Sun Dec 19, '10 11:37am PST 
hughughugSOAPIE!hughughug
☠- Trixie- ☠

Asthma-Hound
 
 
Barked: Sun Dec 19, '10 11:38am PST 
I'M READY!
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