The Barney Award for December 2010

  
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Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Sun Dec 26, '10 2:58pm PST 
Woke mommy and granny up early again yesterday and today. I left a little yello river in front of the jewlery case that mommy moved where the file cabinets were. I have stopped listening to mommy and granny so they are telling two different things. I desides wheich sound better and with all the stuff falling from the trees I am bring my leaf collections in for mommy and granny. Well neither of them think if is a nice collection and keep throwing them in the trashcans. I am studying how I can go from the bed to the table beside the bed without everything including little ole me going plop on the floor. Mean ole mommy started closing the gate again but granny forgets and leaves it open still at times. Now I have mommy scolding granny and granny yelling at mommy to keep me in the room out from under her feet. It is so much fun having two old women fighting over what I should and should not do. Oh I forgot Santa Paws is going to have to work over time this year cause not onlydo I have a Secret Santa package coming still there are 8 liitle Yorkie girls in Holland waiting for their Secret Santa package as well. All the snow London got last week that shut down Heathrow Airport stopped the mail from getting through to both the USA and Holland so they can no longer use their saying here at the USA Post Office. After seeing all the cute little girl Yorkies mommy wants a little sister for me. she said though it might not be a good idea cause the King Of Naughty here would teach her all his naughty deeds. How do our mommys know us so well do they read our minds?
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Adam Chewbacca

Edited by author Sun Dec 26, '10 3:10pm PST

Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Mon Dec 27, '10 7:49pm PST 
I made mommy drop some food last night so she had to let me eat it. I also almost tripped granny tonight. Granny put up a second gate to keep me out of the human potty room then put a towel down incase I wanted to leave a yellow River so of course I watered the towel really good. Granny picked it up and rubbed my nose with it so I started going in her room and in the kitchen refusing to listen to her and mommy. Almost got close enough to get on the table today cause mommy was not watching and moved it closer to her bed. I hate having a smart mommy she saw what I was doing and moved it further away again.
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Adam Chewbacca
Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Tue Dec 28, '10 8:26am PST 
Adam be sneaky wait until she goes to the human potty then move it.I have been up to my bad self.I tried stealing food from the others but mom caught me.But grandma feed me her snack so that was cool until dad caught me.But I ran with moms slippers so she had to chase me.Then I ate her cake that she had on the end table.hehehe got to be faster than me mom.then I tripped mom and she lost her snack last night on the floor I ate I'm such a good helper.hehehe

Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Wed Dec 29, '10 3:53pm PST 
Granny called someone called the Animal Control Officer so I tried to get out my gate to say hello. Mommy said if I set one paw out the front door without my leash the ACO would pick me up and lock me in her truck to go to the pound. After mommy closed my gate I started barking at the lady officer so mommy said if our neighbor tried to tell her I barked all the time she the offiser would be a wittness cause I would not shut my mouth. Then mommy said how would I like to go visit the pound the after New Years. Oh while mommy and granny were talking the the offiece i went in and watered the soft inside grass stuff mommy and granny use when it gets cold. Mommy stopped to double check on her way to the human potty room and ended up wetting her adult diaper thingy now she only has one left till tomorrow.
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Adam Chewbacca King Of Naughty Guard Doggy

Edited by author Wed Dec 29, '10 3:56pm PST

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