The Barney Award for December 2010

  
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Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Wed Dec 1, '10 1:52pm PST 
Post your HoHoHoNaughties here party
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Mon Dec 13, '10 1:58pm PST 
Sorry I have not been in as much. Mommy has had puter troubles with spyware, malware, and adware. She finally got her a great antivirus with antieverything else on it called Webroot. I hate to say this but the more she talks about Santa Paws and Secret Santa the worse I get. Not only am I leaving my little tootsie roll prezzies and flooding the area in front of her file cabinets now I am hogging the big comforter on her bed and not letting her or granny make it up. Speaking of granny I keep trying to trip her and have caused her to almost drop mommys food a number of times. I know it hast to ne all those Rainedeer paws I hear on the roof but I am barking at every little sound. I am susposed to get a package form some Secret Santa soon and I know cause mommy had granny mail one to a friend with 8 female Yorkies in Holland. Now she has a bag of stuff hidden in the clossette but said I only get part of it on December 18 for my 13th birthday. Oh boy I can not wait to be treated like the King that I am and I do not mean the Naughty King. I plan to make granny bake me a cake with good icing on it and give me extra yogurt and food that day as well. Gots to say sorry for all the natural gas leaks here in Central Texas that have been blowing up north. Most of it is mommy but I do paybacks so fuss at mommy not me. Mommy is not able to stay on here as much as before due to one of her pain meds being banned so she is in a lot of pain now. I told her turn me loose and let me go up to where the FDA people are and I will tell them what for and make them sorry for doing it. It was my threats that got Dogster/Catster to get rid of their bugs in the new design and the dogster dog had to get t the mop out after I got throught with them. I was holding back cause it is people and dogs I like but the FDA people better build an ark for all the yellow rain I will send them.
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Adam Chewbacca King Of Naughty soon to be 13 year old
Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Tue Dec 14, '10 8:28am PST 
Well yesterday mom made sugar cookies and I got into them when she was not looking and then she made some peanut butter and I ate some of them.She make peanut balls and ate them too mom said if I keep this up Santa was skipping me this year.But in my defense who brought in my new sister mom.Santa should skip you big time this year.hehehe But I whined until she put me in bed the other night and the others slept on the floor on their bed.I have been unwrapping presents so mom and dad have had to wrap them and I get told no so I do it again.

Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Sat Dec 18, '10 4:15pm PST 
Hi Brandy Lynn & Adam wave

Mommy's computer is still not working 100%, but I've been 100% naughty way to go

I've been nibbling mommy, the dish towels, the pillows, the bedding, the couch cover, etc. snoopy

In addtion, I have been pulling mommy more during our evening walks when it is dark; and when mommy least expects it, I walk backwards, making mommy lose her balance - such fun snoopysnoopy

Lastly, I've been running (and jumping) around the house, not letting mommy catch me snoopysnoopysnoopy

Oh, mommy has been singing holiday songs, and there is one about yummy chestnuts. But then mommy looks at me and sings, "Jack Frost nipping at your nose...". eek Well, if this Jack Frost is going to nip my nose then I am going to bite his bottom, big laugh

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Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Sat Dec 18, '10 4:26pm PST 
I just sent a PM to Pippi Longstocking asking her to select November's Barney Award winners way to go
Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Mon Dec 20, '10 5:36am PST 
Well I got caught drinking the Christmas tree water in my defense it is water.mommy told daddy if I did not stop unwrapping presents that santa would put me on the naughty list.then I have been stealing more food mmmmmmmmm holidays.
Ellie Mae

born to run!
 
 
Barked: Thu Dec 23, '10 2:42pm PST 
I'll go first because otherwise Sienna will outdo me. She's been BAD!

I have been on a "special diet" due to my allergies. But I've been naughty. I snuck into the closet and got into the cat food bag when mom and dad weren't looking. Ha ha! I also found some fried chicken when I was on a walk. Mom and dad were frustrated. big grin
Sienna, NPC,- CGC

Adopt a homeless- dog
 
 
Barked: Thu Dec 23, '10 2:49pm PST 
I've been not just bad, I've been TERRIBLE!

First off, we had some guests here and I insisted on sleeping in their bed. I pushed one of them off the bed in the night and then woke them up. Then I went back to my room and whined and woke mom up. I continued this all night. No one got much sleep.

Twice I got into the trash and spread it all around. I love finding blood in there.

Then with the guests here I pooed on the rug. The guest said it smelled like bananas. laugh out loud

Onto my worst naughty. I do not recommend trying this one. Mom left something in a box that smelled good. Like peanut butter. I opened it up and it was lots of yummy stuff! I ripped it all up and ate most of it. Mom and dad came home and they were so worried. Turns out I am not supposed to eat that stuff because it's toxic to dogs. It tasted so good! It was chocolate. I ate all but the spicy one. It was a lethal dose so I had to go to the ER vet and get a shot to vomit. I puked up lakes of chocolate. Then I was out of the woods. I had to get charcoal in my belly but I refused to take it and the vet tech got it all over her and my fur. Then they brought me out to the waiting room and I drooled all over mom and a guy who was in the waiting room. And I barfed on mom's coat and pants. I finally got discharged. But wait, it's not over! That night I was cuddling with mom on the bed and she woke up in the night to go pee. She smelled some poo. It was all over her pants! I had dribbled some poo in the bed. Mom and dad had to change all the covers at 4am. laugh out loud

Luckily I am ok now. It sure was hard work but I had a fun time. Mom says I am on Santa's naughty list but I already got coal so I can get a toy now too. smile

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Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Thu Dec 23, '10 3:25pm PST 
Well between my usual naughties and my yearly Birthday/Christmas/New Years two week long naughty as can be stunts I am diving mommy and granny crazy. To top it all off the darn computers went down for almost two days all except one that does not have a virus protection program yet so mommy will not use it if she pays for the account like here. I do fine all day then around 5PM I start getting off the bed and going in the kitchen. Granny hollers at me to get back in my room mommy calls for me from her room. This goes on till almost 4 AM so now mommy is really upset and ready to punch the wall or the window. they think they have controll over me with the yellow lakes and rivers but I will show them I am waiting till they let their guard down again. Saturday I waited till Midnight then started looking for the package that had my Birthday prezzies in it. No sooner did mommy gove it to me I pushed it off on the floor with my nose to watch mommy try to bend over and get it for me. Monday night granny gave me some yogurt in my food bowl not my new fancy yogurt dish like the one I broke. Well when I finshed with all that yummy ygurt I flipped the bowl over on the bed to say i was finished. Oh and Saturday granny called one of my aunties on the Texas Coast. Mommy asked if I wanted to go see Auntie Nadeen and Cousin Hobie and I looked right at her and said NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. she said again you do not want to go visit Hobie so again I said NOOOOOOOOOOO. then she asked if it was cause mommy and ganny was hurting and it was too far to drive so I nodded my head yes thinking that would make Hobie feel better but granny had hung up already. Cousin Hobie is a terrier mix who licks things like I do but I never met him so mommy wants me to go see him soon. Mommy said several times this week i am acting like a teenage boy or like mommy did as a teenager when she turned 13. Now you know where I get my naughty training from. Oh also mommy moved the bed so her table is closer to it now and I can reach things so she has to watch me when there is food for her on the table.
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Adam Chewbacca King Of Naughty

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Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Sat Dec 25, '10 11:22am PST 
It's Ho Ho Hope wishing all my friends a Merry Christmas.

Well, even though we are Chewish, mommy decided to leave some cookies (my cookies) for Santa Paws - just in case - on Christmas eve. Anyway, everytime mommy left a cookie (my cookie) for Santa Paws, I grabbed it and ate it up. Mommy asked me why I was eating Santa Paw's cookies (my cookies) and I said, "one cookie in my tummy is worth more than a bunch of cookies (my cookies) in Santa's tummy naughty
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