The Barney Award for November 2010

  
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Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Thu Nov 11, '10 12:28pm PST 
ok we need a place for bad mommies.Mom and dad have been looking at this pug that needs a new home she has been hurt and will be disabled the rest of her life what are they thinking.I cannt cause has much trouble if mommy has to watch her and not me.On the up side mom has been real busy oops I have been busy hehehe.mom raked the yard and I scattered the leaves all over again after doing this twice mom decided that we had to go in whatever mom.then grandma feed us cornbread.then I stole some white cake and ice cream mmmmmmmmmm so good.
Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Thu Nov 11, '10 7:35pm PST 
Mommy had a bunch of boogie tissues on the end table just begging to be chewed, so I chewed them, leaving the pieces all over the living room party

Also, I have been pulling mommy more during our evening walk, 'cuz I love the dark way to go

Lastly, I have been barking, barking, and barking hamster dance

Mommy says Santa Paws is starting his naughty or good list, so I had better be good if I want presents. I'm not worried, 'cuz we're Jewish big laugh naughty
Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Fri Nov 12, '10 5:52am PST 
well we have another pug in the house mom has gone insane.Leena has to be carefull because she was thrown over the fence at the shelter.she gets around good.but would not talk too mom last night and I tore up the trash and tried to not let Leena now how much I dont want to share mommy so I ingored her all night.Back to being naughty have to be real bad.

Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Sat Nov 13, '10 10:39pm PST 
OMD Brandy Lynn Talk about undoing stuff after mommy or granny does it I follow granny from one end of the bed to the other plopping my little Yorkie booty down in the way. granny no sooner gets that part fixed and I am in the middle of it making a tent under the covers or refluffing the pillows my way. Mommy finally put a gate up blocking me from the human potty room but now the wee wee pad is next to the file cabinet. Well hey I take full advantage and soak them every day. with the fan up on high the Wee Wee pad does not stay in place so sometimes it is folded in half. Granny tried to tape it to the floor yesterday and mommy tripped over it hurting her right foot and knee as well as her back. Can you believe an 8 pound Yorkie can hurt a grown lady as big as mommy.laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud big laugh big laugh big laugh big laugh
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Adam Chewbacca
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Sun Nov 21, '10 6:38pm PST 
Well this week I have been a royal pain in the you know what. As sick as mommy has been all week and hurting more due to an accident I takes full advantage of it. Since the time change I get them up at 7Am now. If granny does not let me out fast enough I soak the wee wee pad and everything around it. friday she thoought I had been good while they were gone cause the wee wee pad was dry but mommy saw my yellow river beside it where granny had been standing. shock shock laugh out loud laugh out loud big laugh big laugh this morniong I soaked it enough for three wee wee pads so the wee wee pad as well as the floor all around it was a yellow lake. I scared the devil out of mommy one day by bring in part of my leaf collection and leaving it where she would step on. She almost fell cause of it and jolted her back big time. the day before she tripped over my wee wee pad and hurt her leg. Friday granny ran over a curb trying to get to the gas pumps which hurt mommy really bad. Several days I have tried to root mommy out of the bed even in the middle of the night. if her arm is where I want to be I push and push till she moves it and is almost on the edge of the bed. She was talking on the phone and I started barking for no reason but to say hello to who ever it was and mommy could not hear. she say after tonight Santa Paws will not be coming to my house this year cause I pushed my ceramic yogurt bowl off the bed. Well when it hit the floor it broke in several pieces and made mommy jump. How does she explain the hole in the ceilling above wherer she was sitting huh huh try that one smarty pannts mommy. Just cause she was not watching to move it I was letting her know I was finished with it. She was busy choking on something and trying to breathe. you know what all that coughing she did made her wet her panties and the chair she sits in. Now she has a wee wee pad in the chair. laugh out loud laugh out loud big laugh big laugh
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Adam Chewbacca King Of Naughty
Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Mon Nov 22, '10 5:59am PST 
well I have been busy.mommy had graduation friday whatever that is but I am still so mad at mom that I took and dumped the trash while they were gone anb then some yellow rivers.Sat mom had stuff to do and I would not listen to grandma.that new dog is a pain but mom keeps telling us that she needs alot of attention.so do I I am moms baby.
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Thu Nov 25, '10 6:35pm PST 
Poor mommy is so tired after I woke her up before 8 this morning. She only got about 4 and half hours of sleep total due to not having the medication she needs and being hurt last week on Friday. I trotted my little Yorkie butt over to her file cabinat and warted it then made her chase me around the room to get me back on the bed. Well that was fun for me but not mommy cause she got my leash and put it on me so I had to stay on the bed till granny came in to take me outside. Last night mommy was trying to ignore me so I slapped her hand with my paw. Word to the wise Do Not Slap the mommy's hand they withhold treats from you if you do.
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Adam Chewbacca
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Sat Nov 27, '10 2:21pm PST 
I did good yesterday with a little help from granny. she forgot to close the gate to the back yard so when she let me out to potty I could not resist. Hey in my defence that is an open invite to patrol the neighborhood to make sue everyone and everyfur are behaving. I took off down the raod to the neighbors. Not the one I usually go visit bit the other way where there is a big doggy. I had granny running down the road after me and was still ignoring her till I started getting cold. Well I hightailed it up the sidewalk to the front door really fast making granny have to pick me up and carry me in the garage door entrance. To make things worse while granny was trying to explain to mommy what I did mommy hade a major laugh attack which triggered an asthma attack. She had to lay down for a while so naturally she said she wanted up by 7 PM but I desided she should get up at 6 PM after waking her the first time at 5:30 PM and yesterday morning I woke her up early as well so she is really tired today and hurting.
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Adam Chewbacca
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Tue Nov 30, '10 9:52pm PST 
Had to get in one last good naughty ded before Midnight. When mommy gave me my treats tonight I nipped the ehnd of her finger. In my deffence I did not draw blood this time so what is the big deal. She also wiped my drool off on me afterwards. This moring I showed mommy and granny that the rug they wanted me to pee on was not great idea. It made a bigger mess than the wee wee pads do.
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Adam Chewbacca king Of Naughty

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Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Wed Dec 1, '10 1:55pm PST 
Our computer is being naughty, so I am borrowing one. With the time change, it gets dark really early. So I pull mommy even more than normal, and I've hurt her knee. Mommy says Santa Paws is going to spank meeek
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