The Barney Award for October 2010

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Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-

Barked: Tue Oct 19, '10 11:52am PST


	Hi Pippi and Welcome, That's a great sofa naughty and you did your mommy a favor by getting rid of the mice. I heard mice taste like chicken , do they ?

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Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie

Barked: Thu Oct 21, '10 2:21pm PST


	Have not been able to get into Dogster all week. Mommy can not see as well on her laptop and the desktop will not let her in. ]Now she has a new toy called a KVM Switch that lets her use one keypad, mouse, and moitor for up to 4 computers. It is so much fun cause lots of wires hang down so I can pull things off the desk easiely. I have been licking the isdie of mommys stinky shoes then licking myself then giving her and granny kisses. OH since it is getting cooler I do manage to go outside more but I also stay out longer snd sunbath. This lets all kinds of bugs and pollen inside. Poor mommy can not eat without getting sick now due to allergies. I am still leaving the usual pressies of yellow lakes and rivers and toosie rolls just not as often. I have started bring in my dead leaf and stick collection again to make mommy and granny think they are bugs. Tuesday I was having some major gassy problems so I did a loud fart on the bed that had so much presure it knocked me right off the other side of the bed. Mommy found a spot in her new quilt where I was doing my scratching and left a hole on it, Now I am not allowed to dance on the bed anymore. Adam Chewbacca

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Ellie Mae

born to run!

Barked: Thu Oct 21, '10 6:17pm PST


	Pippi you ate a mouse? Good for you! I'd eat one. I've been super naughty lately. Boy fall sure is a fun time around here. There are lots of squirrels out collecting nuts. All the better for me to sniff for them, track them down, then go bonkers when I find them (usually hiding up a tree). Then I drive everyone crazy by barking up a tree. I've also been kinda interested in the neighbor's cat. I don't chase the cat in my house but I do like ones outside. If they are outside, it's fair game, right? Mom let me get close to him and he hissed and swiped at me. Jeez! I backed down. He had some fight in him. Mom says it is double naughty to be mean to cats.

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Brandy Lynn

born to be wild

Barked: Fri Oct 22, '10 6:54pm PST


	Ellie Mae you go get those cats.I did a real bad naughty today.Mom took us to get our toenails done and when she put me back in the truck I left a couple big prezzies for her cant call them toostie rolls because it was big.Then mom brought us home and I would not talk to her.Then she left peanut butter cookies out on the table by the couch and when the person at the door distracted her I stole them.Mom was very mean yesterday she would not let me snuggle but then she kept spraying this smelly stuff in the air.She told me that the EPA whatever that is would be fining her for the smell.

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Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie

Barked: Tue Oct 26, '10 1:12pm PST


	Oh boy I thought I was going to get a chance to steel some yummy steak Sunday night. Granny got up to do something for mommy and left it next to the sofa. I was about to jump up there and get it when ole eagle eye mommy said not to. I swear she can read my mind later granny was eating a piece of cake so I jumped up beside her to beg. After dinner I tried to go into grannys room and jump on her bed with her but mommy and ganny both said no and locked me in my room. I go even with them both and left yellow lakes in the human potty room yesterday and this morning. After I got back on the bed I sat on the pillow next to her and gave her the evil stare so she could not go back to sleep. She thinks she can get me to stop barking so much so I showed her she is wrong. Now I start barking for no reason and run to the kitchen or livingroom. Ellie Mae I too chase the squirrels and have also treed three different neighborhood cats over the years when they go in my yard. Together we can keep those squirrels and cats in their places. Adam Chewbacca Edited by author Tue Oct 26, '10 1:16pm PST

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Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-

Barked: Wed Oct 27, '10 11:40am PST


	For the past couple of days I have been a very very naughty girl Yesterday, I ran around the house like a nut for a very long time and then pee peed (for the first time) on the carpet 'cuz I forgot I was inside our house Mommy was very very mad at me and put me in my crate for a time out Monday, I stole mommy's blue hair scrunchy and chewed thru all the elastic Mommy is so very very mad at me and is watching me like a hawk

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Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie

Barked: Wed Oct 27, '10 7:06pm PST


	After getting some of the steak Sunday I have been a real stinker for two days. I got a little more steak tonight and tried to swallow a piece without chewing. Mommy had to stick her finger in my mouth to get it so I would not choke. I also gave granny somemore tootsie rolls and another yellow lake this morning. Since mommy put her shoes up where I can not reach them I lick the floor under her desk where her stinky feet are most of the time. then I try to give her kisses. Adam Chewbacca

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Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie

Barked: Sat Oct 30, '10 11:17pm PST


	I got some steak Thursday that mommy and granny could not eat. Mommy asked me if I had some befor she and granny left for the afternoon. As soon as she asked I farted really loud then again with each of the treats I get when they leave. While they were gone I left them a small yellow lake and some Toosie Rolls then farted some more after they got home. I have been leaving lakes and tootsie rolls every morning since. I am begging mommy for extra treats making her think she forgot them again. I try to steel kisses from granny if she gets too close to the bed. I also turn my booty up when she tells me to do something as if to say Kiss My Booty. Adam Chewbacca

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