The Barney Award for September 2010

  
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Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Sat Sep 25, '10 12:17pm PST 
wave Hi Adam and Brandy Lynne - come to my place way to go party

For the last 2 months the people at Mommy's new job (of 5 months), have been very mean to her (she said I was too young to understand the details), giving mommy migraines cry. Mommy decide that she is going to resign on Monday vs. my suggestion of biting their bottoms happy dance . Please say a prayer that mommy finds a new job very soon 'cuz I like being naughty when mommy can't catch me. naughty

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Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Sat Sep 25, '10 12:47pm PST 
Sounds good Hope I woke mom up at 5 this morning she was not happy and we will all pray that your mommy finds a new job quick.I just love being naughty.Mom is looking for work also.I peed in her dress shoes Friday and she went and bought a new pair so I have to catch them on the floor without mom looking.I was barking at the neighbor until he threw water over on us mom was soooooooooooooo mad she told him that if he came back in the yard he better have the police with him or it was not going to be nice.well he came into the yard last night and mom hit him with a paintball.hehehe moms picking up on how to be naughty.But I have been leaving so prezzies for mom and she dont like them.Mom was eating cheese and crakers and I knocked over the table and the plate hit the floor mmmmmmmmm cheese.
Sienna, NPC,- CGC

Adopt a homeless- dog
 
 
Barked: Sat Sep 25, '10 10:13pm PST 
Hope after your mom leaves you can bite them on the bottom. laugh out loud

Boy was I naughty today!

First I was caught red-pawed upstairs chewing on mom's dress shoe. red face Oops. I showed no guilt of course. She took it from me. Usually I wreck stuff when mom and dad are out of the house but since they have been here so much I have had to wreck stuff when they are still here! big grin

Second I beat up Ellie at the park. Ok not beat up but I bumped her hard and then knocked her over. Then I woofed and annoyed her so much she finally growled a little at me. I am trying to see how much I can annoy her before finally caves and plays with me. Mom and dad say I play too rough. Whatever!

Ps: a pal sent me a pawmail today and I think she'd be a great member here. I will sent you her link, Hope. wink

Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Mon Sep 27, '10 11:13am PST 
After spending the weekend watering the wee wee pads in the human potty room and kicking mommy while she was trying to sleep I am ready for a reteat. Yesterday I started barking for no reason and mommy had one of her migraines. I have also been paying mommy back for Saturday when she blasted me with one of those bed vibrating stinkies. She waited till I was settled in under the covers before doing it. Now you know who I taught me to be naughty. As far as hiding I think we need to find a place where no one knows us to go for a retreat so we can have so much fun being as naughty as we want with no mommys to scold us. My favorite is after I licked myself after coming in from watering stuff outside I tried to give mommy a kiss on her mouth. She looked at me and said YUUUUUUUUCK I do not want those kind of kisses nastey boy.
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Adam Chewbacca
Sienna, NPC,- CGC

Adopt a homeless- dog
 
 
Barked: Tue Sep 28, '10 10:54am PST 
Boy I am working hard lately! I did my usual naughties of getting into the trash and eating tissues. big grin Then on the walk I refused to leave the park. So much so that dad had to carry my partway home. dancing

This morning I was the naughtiest. Mom heard a little nibbling in her sleep but thought it was my bone or something. She was wrong! Dad came upstairs and saw it was his cell phone! laugh out loud All chewed up.

Then this morning I found the shoe I had chewed and started working on it again. Well, that's not a new naughty, is it?
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Tue Sep 28, '10 1:49pm PST 
Hey I thought I was being a good boy this morning by using the base of the human potty but mommy and granny said it was naughty cause they had to clean the floor so mommy could get to her potty. What is the difference in the base of it and where mommy sits it is not my fault I can not reach the seat. I woke mommy up this morning before the sun came up cause I wanted to go outside and play in the 56 degree weather we are having at ngiht right now.
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Adam Chewbacca
Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Wed Sep 29, '10 12:13pm PST 
wave Hi Brandy Lynn, I love your mommy's naughty naughty - I know my mommy would have reacted the same way if someone threw water on me - some people need to be muzzled. way to go

wave Hi Sienna - your friend is already a member - she just needs to sign in. Congrats on the chewed cell phone - that's a great naughty!

wave Hi Adam, I see you are up to your nose in naughties

I can't be very naughty 'cuz mommy watches me 24 7 like a hawk, but I did chew up a napkin and chewed on the yummy dish towel. Get a job soon mommy - I need to get my naughty on! Mommy appreciates everyone's prayers. She is happy and her head and tummy feels better. Mommy said the one good thing about quitting that job was that she was in complete control. Mommy never quit a job before (other than a move to a new city). All of the companies mommy worked for either downsized or went out of business,
Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Thu Sep 30, '10 11:18am PST 
well I have been a real good pup(yeah had you fooled hehehe).Mom made popcorn and there I went had to grab some and I had to lick moms face and then her feet.I have been jumping up on the bed mom says down I get down then I wait for a couple seconds up I go.hehehe I bit my sister crystal on the leg yesterday and got caught.Then I was helping mom with the laundry I was taking it out of the dryer and putting it on the floor and mom was not very happy.I thought I was helping.
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Thu Sep 30, '10 5:10pm PST 
Well yesterday mommy was scoldinig me for licking everything in sight including myself. Mommy hit the bed 4 times with her hand so I slapped her hand 4 times for scolding me. Last night I paid her back from the night before by letting a really bad SBD out. Then I turned to sniff it. After I went outside I came back inside and too a spit bath the gave mommy a big ole kiss on the lips. This moring I really watered the entire human potty room so much that it went through the wee wee pad onto the floor. They went to the store today so I went back in a watered the new clean wee wee bad as well as right in front of the file cabinet. Mommy does not feel well today cause I would not let her sleep much last night or the night before. Almost forgot the naughty deeds mommy did while they were at Wal Mart and Sams Club then again in the kitchen right behind granny. The two while they were gone were SBDs but the one at home was a loud one. Also all night last night she kept doing them as well. There was so much preasure on her computer chair that the lift thingy is broken now and has to be replaced. But hey she calls it a gas lift so I guess she was trying to fix it by replacing the gas in it.
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Adam Chewbacca

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