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Vet Visit Revenge

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FAST DAWG!

Barked: Thu Aug 5, '10 2:54pm PST


	Had to go to the vet today for the dreaded teeth cleaning. I HATE TO GO TO THE VET. Pain and humiliation is all ya get. As we walked into the office, I was acting very, very nervous - my dad said I was spinning all 4 wheels trying to go back to the car. Sooooooo, right on their front door mat, I took a big S**T. Now my dad said it was because I was freaking out. But we know better, don't we?

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Did someone say - SQUIRREL???

Barked: Thu Aug 5, '10 6:49pm PST


	Way to go, Maddi!! You did good, girlfriend! I've with ya in hating the vet. Worse place EVER.

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Handsome Devil!

Barked: Thu Aug 5, '10 8:42pm PST

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Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.

Barked: Fri Aug 6, '10 6:14am PST


	...MADDI !!!! Here ya go doc, examine dis!!!

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FAST DAWG!

Barked: Fri Aug 6, '10 8:37am PST


	Oh thank you, everyone. BOL JerryLee "examine this" !!! Seriously, thank you, it's a gift.

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Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.

Barked: Sat Aug 7, '10 7:16am PST


	Mad', I thinks you wuz channelin' yur inner wolf! In da wild, if sumpin' skeered ya bad, ya could drop a dumperoo an' take off like a bat outta hell. Dat might buy ya a few seconds of precious time while da predator stopped ta take a sniff. ~~~~sniffsniffsniff......is that mother hubbard's and squirrel steak???~~~

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FAST DAWG!

Barked: Sat Aug 7, '10 8:29am PST


	Unfortunately for my dad, he was the predator (he had to clean it up). Oh well that's what he gets for taking me there in the first place. Ya think he'll remember that?

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Did someone say - SQUIRREL???

Barked: Sun Aug 8, '10 7:27am PST


	Yep, no doubt he'll remember, Mad. Bet he wasn't thinking food when he cleaned it up either. If I can't get to the "out" door at the vet, I'm usually crouched under the chairs in the waiting room, just hoping no one will see me.

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FAST DAWG!

Barked: Sun Aug 8, '10 7:35am PST


	Yeah and I don't like that all of the vet "people" all act glad to see you and make "Oh hi sweetie. How ya doing, Maddi?" remarks. Like how do you THINK I'm doing? This isn't a social visit and I'm going to end up feeling worse than when I came in, isn't that the truth????? (code)

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Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.

Barked: Mon Aug 9, '10 6:06am PST


	At least y'all gets ta come in da front door. After I reached dat "certain age" I had ta come in da back door an' wait by da outdoor kennels!

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